A question , boys and girls
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Mon Nov-28-05 06:28 PM
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A question , boys and girls
What do you get when you feed a lemon to a cat? A sourpuss! Ha ha ha! Khash.
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Mon Nov-28-05 06:29 PM
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1. That's ANCIENT, Khash.
Geesh, get with the program! We're on page 12, in case you're interested... :P :P
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Mon Nov-28-05 06:34 PM
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5. I got it from an old source
A 1973 edition of Highlights For Children I was reading last night. (and the joke's older than that) It's a dumb joke but I laughed my butt off. I just wanted to share the joy. Khash.
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Mon Nov-28-05 06:35 PM
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7. OMFG I used to LOVE Highlights!
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Mon Nov-28-05 06:32 PM
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2. How about a knock knock joke
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Mon Nov-28-05 06:33 PM
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Mon Nov-28-05 06:35 PM
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6. Sounds like an MJ joke coming up.... n/t
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Mon Nov-28-05 06:35 PM
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8. Hmmm.... If you like that one, try this
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims! :hide:
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Mon Nov-28-05 06:36 PM
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9. LOL.... That's just silly, skygazer.
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Mon Nov-28-05 06:47 PM
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It makes me giggle every time, though, probably because my daughter is the one who told it to me when she was in about 2nd grade. She got such a kick out of it and was so proud to remember it (kids just mangle jokes at that age) that it's a cute memory for me. :)
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Mon Nov-28-05 08:15 PM
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Mon Nov-28-05 06:59 PM
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11. How can you spot a happy motorcylist?
By the bugs in their teeth
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Mon Nov-28-05 07:01 PM
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12. By the dead bugs in his teeth?
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Mon Nov-28-05 07:02 PM
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13. Yup! If you look closely, you'll see it in my post :) n/t
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Mon Nov-28-05 07:03 PM
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14. Ahhh the highlight the text trick!
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Mon Nov-28-05 07:04 PM
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15. heheh yeah, but I used font color="fbfbfb" so it is just /barely/
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