The Stations of Random Koolzip

[asthmaticeog]

1. Random Koolzip is condemned to ROCK!



2. The guitar is laid upon him



3. His first fall



4. He meets His Bad Mother (hush yo mouth)



5. ChavezSpeaksTheTruth is made to bear the rock



6. Random Koolzip's face is, um, soiled, then wiped by Betty and Veronica



7. His second fall



8. He meets the women of Jerusalem and anoints them right in the face in a relentless orgy of rock and roll potency



9. His third fall



10. He is stripped of His garments



11. His crucifixion



12. His death on the cross



13. The Deposition



14. His body is laid in the tomb

[GirlinContempt]

1. .

:rofl:

[RandomKoolzip]

2. I'm actually sorry for anyone reading this thread.

Asthmaticranialinputheadeog, how the hell did you know I had a Betty and Veronica fetish (mostly Veronica)?


And I was hoping that you'd never post that pic of me in those stone-washed jeans, you putzblasting vagcyst.

[asthmaticeog]

8. Hey, I TOLD you not to refill your juice box with Everclear.

But you didn't listen, and you KNEW I had a camera. It's y'own damn fault.

[NMMNG]

3. Very creative

:rofl:


Now if those are the Women of Jerusalem, I'm all for a trip to Jerusalem!

[dolo amber]

4. !

:wow:

That is truly...that's....yeah.

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. "Shaft Among the Jews."

:rofl:

[progmom]

6. holy shit

:rofl:

[Ellen Forradalom]

7. OK, I'm bookmarking this

[XNASA]

9. All Hail the Messiah of Rock in 3D!!!!!!!!

[HughBeaumont]

10. ANY thread that has Deicide, Sleater Kinney women, GG Allin

AND Life of Brian gets my vote. DAMN Corrin Tucker is so bangable.

Here's MY contribution to the gallery . . .

[Ellen Forradalom]

11. Kick

for my mom

[tigereye]

12. that is truly ....

stunningly adept, asth. :o

WoW. What is he gonna do for an encore?

[asthmaticeog]

13. Well, I think he's *supposed* to rise from the dead.

But what do I know? I'm just a Jew.

[tigereye]

14. ha

:rofl: There's a remark about playing the Catskills in here, somewhere.

[asthmaticeog]

15. Oh, SNAP!