Its a stretch: Man, 50, pulls truck with penis

[mongo]

Its a stretch: Man, 50, pulls truck with penis
By Grace Rauh, STAFF WRITER

FREMONT — The ancient Greeks worshipped it. Sigmund Freud said women envy it. And on Tuesday, a man pulled a truck with it.

Yes, you read that right.

He pulled a truck with his penis.

Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng, best known for his Iron Crotch, attached himself not once, but twice, to a rental moving truck and pulled it several yards across a parking lot in Fremont. In lace-up leather boots and a black tank top, the 50-year-old tied a strip of blue fabric around the base of his penis and testicles and tugged to make sure it was on tight. An assistant kicked him hard between the legs before he lashed himself to the vehicle.

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[peekaloo]

1. um

kicked him hard?

That's rather ambiguous.

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[In_The_Wind]

2. .

[mongo]

3. I jsut couldn't help myself

I don't usually post novelty stories like this...

First viagra joke wins.

[Obamarama]

4. Is this guy NUTS?

I know...bad pun.

[maveric]

6. The pump and pills didnt work. Enhancement surgery is out of the question.

If this doesnt work.......

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. This is getting as old and obnoxious as the brazillion joke

:yawn:

:boring:

[matcom]

7. .

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. And your avatar is still sexual

Now I gotta go shower again.

:grr: