All Of Pregnant Woman's Favorite Names Used Up On Cats

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November 23, 2005 | Issue 41•47

EUGENE, OR—Seven months pregnant with her first child, veteran cat lady Claudia Beck, 38, said Monday that she has already used all of her favorite names on her cats. "I've got Madison, Emily, Tyler, Jonathan, Claudia Jr., Dakota, and Todd," Beck said. "Then there's Smokey and Midnight, who are strays I feed." As of press time, Beck and the baby's father, animal-shelter assistant Rich Delgado, were considering naming their child "Boots."



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[the_spectator]

1. lol - at least the cats helped her work off her "Madisons" and "Dakotas"..

I hope I'm right in doubting the kid will end up as "boots." At least two brain-dead bad-taste over-used girl names have been expended on the cats. There is some danger left for a girl however; no feline has been named "Sierra" yet.

And any boy baby still has a lot of bad choices to risk: where's all the Haydens, Jaydens, or Kaydens?

[barb162]

2. It seems the names of kids are strange these days