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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 07:42 PM
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I just discovered the perfect cure for the hiccups
I don't wanna go into too much detail- I may, after all, want to patent the process- however, I can say that it involves deeply inhaling the fumes of a certain hemp product, and holding your breath for as long as possible before exhaling.

With this cure, even if the hiccups DON'T go away, at least you won't care any more.

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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 07:43 PM
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1. Seven slow sips of water works, too.
n/t
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 07:46 PM
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3. Yeah, but what kind of fun is THAT????
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 07:44 PM
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2. I think your diaphragm just 'forgets' you have the hiccups
;-)
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 08:11 PM
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4. Mind control.


I have heard that your body will allow you to hiccup only in environments in which you feel comfortable doing so. Evidence of this is that you have never, ever seen a person giving a public speech. play or like performance suddenly come down with hiccups. Nor will you ever begin to hiccup in the middle of a passionate kiss.

So my suggestion is to always keep someone special nearby to grab for a passionate kiss, in the event that you ever come down with the hiccups.


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