Bush/Cheney Issue "Cheerful Checklist" on Iraq

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Bush and Cheney Issue "Reasons to be Cheerful" Iraq Checklist

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News Editor
Washington, D.C., January 6, 2006

Presidents George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney released today a fact-filled "Reasons to be Cheerful" Iraq Checklist in response to growing national dissatisfaction with and debate regarding the preemptive war that many believe was based on false pretenses and intentionally misleading information from the Bush Administration. Bush and Cheney have distributed versions of their Cheerful Checklist to major news outlets, lawmakers, and pundits in a coordinated effort to turn the tide of the conversation. Following is the full text of the Bush/Cheney Checklist:

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4) "Insurgent" and "terrorist" now syntactically interchangeable, enabling more economical and concise policy discussions.

6) The Islamic fundamentalists Bush put in power in Iraq have not formed an anti-Western strategic alliance with Islamic fundamentalists in Iran—yet.

18) No-bid KBR-built $450 million tsunami warning system now fully operational in Mosul.

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