The Stuttering Ringmaster of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. just got done saying, "And we could put some vending machines in the Rest Stop on the
great Roadmap for Peace, which I'm trying to copyright just so everybody's clear just
whose idea it was in the first place. And maybe you could get travel information there, too,
like about weather or construction, . . . maybe even a coffee shop . . . Or, no wait! I know, we
could privatize the whole thing and . . . Hmm . . ."

And Abbas is thinking: "Everybody told me, but I just didn't believe it! Damn. I don't
even believe it now, even when I'm hearing him with my own two ears."

[underpants]

1. Oh my God he just called us "Phillipinos"

:spank:

[DagmarK]

2. LOL

"dear allah...please give this man a clue!!!!!"

[diamond14]

3. shrub did explain the "West Bank" wall, by saying "EAST bank"

not to detract from his almost slur in naming the Israelis...
(that was real close, but he lamely caught himself and inserted an improper but non-offensive adjective)...best to view on video, cleaned up a bit on transcript....

his nose looks really bloated, he looks really sick, and needs a haircut...


http://www.newsday.com/news/politics/wire/sns-ap-bush-abbas-text,0,3752071.story?coll=sns-ap-politics-headlines


-snip-

BUSH: First of all on the wall, let me talk about the wall. I think the wall is a problem and I've discussed this with Ariel Sharon. It is very difficult to develop confidence between the Palestinians and the Israelis -- Israel with a wall snaking through the East Bank -- and I will continue to discuss this issue very clearly with the prime ministers. As I said in my statement today, he has issued a statement saying he is willing to come and discuss that with us and I appreciate the willingness to discuss it.

[skip fox]

9. Thanks for injecting some reality (which is almost

more idiotic than the CAPTIONS) into the thread. (Gave me fodder
for second posting).

[underpants]

4. I told him not to use that "A pal of mine from Palestine" line in public

:eyes:

[underpants]

5. No I don't know Pfc.Lynch that is another Palestine

Ughh I'm getting a headache just WRITING these.

[underpants]

6. Geez I told you I wasn't involved in making "Dancing Queen" that was ABBA!

Not Abbas.

[skip fox]

13. Pretty damn good for a headache!

:toast:

[Not a robought]

7. Abbas' gesture is secret code

to the teleprompt operators that * is improvising because the teleprompt just cut out.

[skip fox]

8. W. is saying: "And the wall, yeah, the wall is a problem. How's

a road (of my famous Roadmap to Peace) going to go through a
wall? Didn't anybody think of that? I call that poor planning. Well,
the road just has to go around or we'll have to buy the property
with Immanent Domain (which, by the way, the French don't have
a word for). But boy! I mean, I dream up this Roadmap for Peace
and people go and build a wall so everyone can cry all over the East
Bank and put the wall right in the way. You keep doing stuff like that
and I'll think you don't really want a famous Roadmap to Peace, or maybe
you just don't want me to win the Nobel Prize. I mean . . . (blah, blah, blah)"

And Abbas is thinking: "I need a shower and a lobotomy!"

[skip fox]

10. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:

[cosmicdot]

11. Abbas is thinking: Now, I know how the Pope felt ...

[myomy]

12. Too bad Sharon’s not here now, hell we could settle this crap.

.