'Titanic' is on---don't tell me how it ends

[Sannum]

I want to be surprised:D

[terrya]

1. Celine Dion sings at the end.

Oops!!

[AtomicKitten]

22. Please God, someone make Celine Dion stop!

[texanwitch]

2. Well the big boat goes, never mind.

[RevCheesehead]

3. I dunno what the big deal is...

I think it ends with the credits, just like any movie.... oh, except this one has in huge letters:

"DIRECTED, PRODUCED, AND F-ING BRAIN CHILD OF JAMES CAMERON, asshole."

[mtowngman]

4. couldn't tell ya,

fell asleep in the theater halfway through it.:shrug:

[qnr]

5. They end up forming the International Ice Patrol afterwards... um, just

because...

Edit: http://www.uscg.mil/lantarea/iip/home.html

[Liberal In Texas]

11. ...and put on lifeboats for everyone, and run the wireless 24/7.

A classic example of why REGULATION of private industry is essential.

[Liberal In Texas]

6. An aircraft carrier, the USS Nimitz, sails into a mysterious swirling

cloud and is transported back in time. It hears the SOS from the Titanic and rescues everybody before sailing back into the mysterous swirling cloud transporting all the passengers to present day.

Now that's a Hollywood ending!

[qnr]

8. But if it rescues everybody, then there is no one to rescue when

it shows up, so they don't rescue everyone one, which means there are people to rescue when they show up, which means ... oh, never mind....

[NMMNG]

7. Damn, it's obviously not on any channel we get here at my job

:cry:

[WilliamPitt]

9. Rosebud was his sled.

[Guy Fawkes]

10. The proletariat all die...

while the bourgeoisie escape with no concern for the welfare of the less fortunate.

[ashling]

12. Ok, but here's a hint

blub, blub, blub

[Blue_Tires]

13. Soylent Green is people!

[shockra]

14. It doesn't end.

It will go on and on.

[liberaltrucker]

15. The boat sinks

OOPS.....Sorry:blush:

[Liberal In Texas]

16. ...and 1500+ people die. Next day the president calls it a terrorist act

and invades Greenland.

[liberaltrucker]

17. I can see the MSM headline now

TERRORIST ICEBURG LURKS....:rofl:

[Liberal In Texas]

18. ...and they started to have freedom cubes in their drinks, and went to

freedom rinks for skating.

[liberaltrucker]

19. Uh-huh

and they sprayed salt on the roads to remove the "freedom".:patriot:

[edbermac]

20. We find out the Titanic Captain is related to the Bush Family.

What a surprise! :sarcasm:

[ComerPerro]

23. If the captain was related to the Bush family

he would have been long gone. One of the first ones off the ship.

[Rising Phoenix]

21. Oh god...

when I saw this with my cousin (grown cousin) mind you, the movie started and she said "oh I just know the boat is going to sink" and she was dead serious....

[bikebloke]

They patch up the hole, ...

...then continue sailing to New York. The passengers are treated to a free drink with apologies for the inconvenience. And Celine Dion is piped through the ship's Muzak. Now that's a tragedy.

[A HERETIC I AM]

24. They fire up all the boilers allowing them more speed.....

they arrive in New York 12 hours early so they all go to a broadway show where everyone dies in a horrible theatre fire.......





DOH!



sorry

[Call Me Wesley]

25. The captain rides off.

Or so. :eyes:

[Touchdown]

26. Leo's mother kill's rose in the shower, then he turns into his mother.

Sorry.

[LSK]

27. aliens land and zap everyone

Oops, sorry, i blew it for you!

[NNadir]

28. Leo, studying why the heat capacity of water has changed inside the boat

and ruling out the possibility that Kate's breast have provided the necessary insulation to have prevented their immediate deaths from hypothermia, swims back to Ireland where he develops the theory of hypoholliwoodia, which later results in him winning dual Nobel Prizes in Medicine and Physiology and in Physics.

Kate Winslet, who swims to New York, unfortunately becomes a cheap New York City streetwalker and is killed by a pyscho killer.

[Dukkha]

29. it ends when a selfish bitch throws a priceless jewel into the ocean

and the granddaughter kills her for it.
that's my ending.

[lanlady]

30. the President goes to see the ship's navigator

and tells him he's doing a heckuva job.

[Arugula Latte]

31. The captain gets drunk and runs it aground in Alaska,

spoiling a pristine sound and ruining the local tourist industry. Exxon sends people to scrub a few rocks for PR purposes.

[WMliberal]

32. Bruce Willis is a ghost.

:P

[yorgatron]

33. I'm still waiting for the sequel

:crazy:

[Cannikin]

34. Rose leaves leo because she cant deal with him being Batman

[Individualist]

35. Rose wakes up

and realizes it was all just a bad dream.