All hypochondriac DUers check in here.

[TimeChaser]

So... what rare disease are you dying of this week? :)

[datasuspect]

1. Grocer's Itch

or maybe St Vitus Dance

[Deja Q]

2. Hypochondria. I've got all the symptoms, you know...

[southlandshari]

3. .....

:rofl:

Happy Thanksgiving!! :hug: (you don't have anything contagious today, do you?)

;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. I'd check in, but I'm afraid of the germs you all are carrying

[TimeChaser]

5. That's more OCD than hypochondria, I think

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. No, it's just that I'm sure I have the avian flu and probably

spina biffida and I can just tell there's a heart attack coming, to say nothing of the menengitis and hepatitis that I know I got at the restaurant, so I need to stay away from any other germy areas.

[TimeChaser]

9. Ah yes, a heart attack

I can feel the chest pain now... of course, it might just be from where I bumped into the door... no, no! I'm gunna die!

[ashling]

7. What if I'm not a hypochondriac,

I am just real sick ... just a minute and I'll tell you what my symptoms are ... have to look at this medernet site again.

[TimeChaser]

8. What are your symptoms?

Maybe you accidently caught the flesh eating disease...

Or the chicken pox virus, which hides in your spine, has come back

[ashling]

14. Yeah, one of those

you are telepathetic all right! :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. I'd post, but I might catch something from my keyboard

Oh, shit. :scared:

[TimeChaser]

12. See, I don't have to worry about that because

I already cleaned my keyboard with disinfectant

[XemaSab]

11. Kwashiorkor

I ate a HUGE dinner, but there was absolutely NO protein (outside the pat of butter for the taters) so I am now TOTALLY STARVED mere hours later.

[TimeChaser]

15. Oh no!

Is it fatal? :scared:

[XemaSab]

17. Can be

:(

I am seriously considering getting out the block of tofu and eating it straight.

That's how dire the situation is.

[TimeChaser]

18. Hurry up and eat it

Before you need, like, a tofu IV or something o.o


Um... in other news I was being strange at the dinner table and showed off the knowlage I gaining in Zoology by telling everyone the names of the muscles I was eating from the turkey.

[XemaSab]

20. I refrained from commenting

on the giant dead bird on the table. :puke:

Nobody wanted that.

Oh, and we had a discussion about how Harry Potter sucks, with me arguing against everyone else. :wtf:

[TimeChaser]

22. We usually cut the turkey the night before

it's a lot easier that way and no one has to look at a cooked bird carcass if this don't want to.

Harry Potter sucks? How could they say that :(

[XemaSab]

23. The turkey was disassembled

but it's still a big dead bird.

Yeah, my shitty little cousins said it was boring.

And then there was the totally predictable family fight that ruined an otherwise nice get-together. :eyes:

[TimeChaser]

24. Boring?

Did they even read the books? :eyes:

We were going to just have a little dinner with the family, but my grandpa wanted to come over so we had to clean the whole house

[XemaSab]

25. Right now my mom is telling me what chores I get to do tomorrow

Sometimes I get really depressed. :(

[TimeChaser]

26. Oh goody.

Tomorrow I'll be working on a costume for my boyfriend, and then I get to work on my history paper.

[moof]

13. Sorry , ... too weak to reply now , have to try & get back in to bed.

[TimeChaser]

16. Aaah! Don't infect me!

[hickman1937]

19. Last week was acanthamoeba disease.

Fortunately Alka Seltzer knocked it out. Now I think I've got cancer in my knee.

[TimeChaser]

21. That's nothing

I had a brain tumor last week (which really turned out to be pain caused by a sore tooth...)

[hickman1937]

27. Are you sure? Maybe the tumor moved down into your jaw.

It could be eating through the bone as we speak...type!