What Film Is The Guyest Guy Movie of All Time?

[Yavin4]

I'm sure I left out a lot of movies.

[tuvor]

1. Shaving Ryans Privates.

[redwitch]

41. guyest, not gayest

:-)

[trof]

2. Sands of Iwo Jima

hands down

[datasuspect]

3. rambo

or any rocky movie

[GOPisEvil]

4. Cool Hand Luke

[GrpCaptMandrake]

10. Second that n/t

[Canuckistanian]

47. Oh, yes. Forgot that one on my list

"What's your dirt doin' in Boss Cain's hole?"

[Catchawave]

5. Other: Scarface

Courtesy of: http://www.cheap-posters.com

[SofaKingLiberal]

33. Say hello to my little friend.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

6. C'mon, No Terminator?

[NewJeffCT]

7. The Dirty Dozen

Always seems to be up there in this sort of list.

[Floogeldy]

19. Good one.

:)

[Chicago Democrat]

8. My Own Private Idaho!

Of fucking course! Isn't everyone a gay whore at one time or another?


duh

[Gold Metal Flake]

9. Bullitt

[nytemare]

13. I second Bullitt.

I am female, but I still think my vote should count in this poll.

:)

[CanuckAmok]

29. Thirded. Frank Bullitt didn't need no chick or no home. He didn't even...

need a big, crazy hand-cannon. All Frank Bullitt needed was his bad-ass Mustang.




Plus it had Robert Vaughan in it, and is therefore, by definition, unwatchable by any woman.

[nytemare]

45. Oh, I dunno.

I loved the chase scene. I loved the whole movie. But then, my tastes aren't the same as most women.

[DanCa]

11. Rocky I or Death Wish I

[Kat45]

12. I'm a chick, and Goodfellas is my all-time favorite movie!

The Godfather movies are up there too.

I've only seen two movies on the chick flicks poll, and I didn't like either of them. LOL

[0007]

14. Rose Tattoo

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Conan the Barbarian

[usedtobesick]

26. I second Conan... actually bought the DVD of both movies

[RebelOne]

35. No, Conan is a chick movie.

That's when Arnold was looking good and all the women would drool over his body. At least, I did.

[terrya]

16. "The Green Berets"

Hell, any film with John Wayne.

[RevCheesehead]

17. Can I guess?

This may say more about the guys I hang out with, but I would think the top two would be:

Bull Durham
Blazing Saddles
following closely with anything James Bond related.

How'd I do? What did I win? :bounce:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

18. Top Gun.

The opinion that this is the ultimate guy flick was offered to me by an actual guy when the movie first came out. It is awash in testosterone, machismo, male bonding, airplanes and motorcycles.

[ikri]

39. Agree, got to be Top Gun

From Sleep with me (1994). The part of "Sid" is played by Quentin Tarantino, the dialogue was written by Roger Avary:

Sid: You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fucking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.
Duane: Oh, come on.
Sid: Top Gun is fucking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots.
Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.
Sid: It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.
Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?
Sid: Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!

[Floogeldy]

20. Unforgiven

Hell of a thing. Killin' a man.

[henslee]

30. I cannot turn that movie off whenever it plays.

[driver8]

48. I can't either. Definitely one of my all time favorites. n/t

[tinfoilinfor2005]

60. I cannot turn it off quick enough.

Horrid thing. Course I'm a girl.

[spacelady]

21. Deliverance?

[Floogeldy]

24. Good one.

:)

[Initech]

22. Other: any James Bond movie

Think about it - he gets to travel the world on the government's paycheck, kill people, bang the hottest women in the world (both good and evil), and gets shitfaced afterwards.

[WCGreen]

23. Casablanca

Bogart.... Man's man...

Does the right thing and then goes off to fight the Nazi's with Claude Raines....

[Dukkha]

25. Steve McQueen's "The Great Escape"

Steve McQueen is the prototypical cool American male. He's the guy on his horse, the guy alone. He has his own code of honor, his own code of ethics, his own rules of living. He never, ever tries to impress the women but he always gets the girl.

[Allenberg]

27. Either Die Hard

or The Dirty Dozen

[Elidor]

28. Big Lebowski, of course n/t

[Chicago Democrat]

31. Paris is Burning!

and Power Tools


its um, an, um art film

[SofaKingLiberal]

32. Scarface n/t

[XemaSab]

34. Monty Python

and the Search for the Holy Grail.

[Oeditpus Rex]

36. 'Two-Lane Blacktop'

How many guys would love to just bop around the country in a torqued-up '56 Chevy, living on what they made racing?

And how many women would be dumb enough to do that? :7

[Swamp Rat]

37. "La Cage aux folles"

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

38. LOL!

:rofl:

[lovelaureng]

40. I've got one that is not on this poll,

Rambo. He is the Guyest Guy in a movie that I can think of right now.

[LSdemocrat]

42. Goldfinger

[YankeyMCC]

43. Magnificent Seven

But I did cast my vote for Animal House given the choices.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

44. i voted Predator.

Payback time, bitches.

[Canuckistanian]

46. I have my own list

Kinda quirky maybe.

In no particular order:

Ice Station Zebra
Vanishing Point
Flight of the Phoenix (the original)
Platoon
Bridge on the River Kwai
Papillion

And, as mentioned,

Reservoir Dogs

*Oh, and Usual Suspects

* on edit

[CanuckAmok]

49. Ooooh, Vanishing Point...

Yeah, that's some go-o-o-d nihilism!

[Faygo Kid]

59. Ice Station Zebra is an inspired choice

Great selection. Would complement my one suggestion (below).

[CanuckAmok]

50. This is an obscure one, but, "The Wages of Fear":

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046268/

One very macho movie.

[burythehatchet]

51. Deer Hunter.....MAO!

[Robeson]

52. Jeremiah Johnson...

...

[fishnfla]

53. "watch yer top knot, pilgrim"

"watch y'orn"

[tjwash]

54. Die Hard

Even though BW is an ass...

[seemunkee]

55. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Damn can't believe this hasn't been mentioned

[Faygo Kid]

56. The Guns of Navarone

All tough guy cast - Anthony Quinn, Gregory Peck, David Niven (well, David Niven could be tough when he wanted to, and he sure was here), and the only romance - tangential to the plot - ends, shall we say, poorly. Plus, cool music, the Nazis get theirs; lots of explosions; giant cannons falling into the ocean. What more can a guy want?

[Raiden]

57. Sin City

Graphic violence, gratuitous nudity, young girls hooking up with middle aged men, guns, crime, gritty atmosphere, fights, blood, gore... It's got everything!

[TK421]

58. The Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness

[AngryAmish]

61. Roadhouse

with both Terry Funk and John Doe