Ughhhh. Why Oh Why Can't Women Ever Remember To Put The Toilet Seat Up???

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

I mean, my god. Is it that hard to do? Are we asking too much of them? Like, what if we have to wake up in the middle of the night to pee, do you want us to accidentally pee on the seat or something?

Men, You know what I'm talkin about.

So rude. I tell ya.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. Pffft.

Why in fuck's name would I ever put the seat up??

:P :P :evilgrin:

[antigone382]

2. Because it already takes us long enough to take a pee.

All ya gotta do is zip, flip, and aim. Pulling up a toilet seat and then putting it down when you're done is putting a little equality into the equation, if you ask me.

I wish it was that quick and easy for girls :P :crazy:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

3. LOL How true! nt

[antigone382]

4. snicker...

:evilgrin:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

9. An evil grin back atcha...

:evilgrin:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

5. You act like aiming is soooooooo easy lol

:P

[the_spectator]

6. But now it CAN be that quick and easy for the ladies!

Have you heard about this new product?
http://whizzy4you.com/

What is a Whizzy?
Whizzy is a device that enables a woman to urinate from a standing position like a man. It is formed of heavy paper that slides virtually flat between your legs and opens to form a trough. Its unique and patented shape, angle and easy-grip handles make it very easy to use. It adjusts to each user's anatomy and stance. You stand naturally, with no bending or straddling necessary. It is disposable, and fits easily into purse, pocket or backpack.

Time for women to "take a stand!" :crazy:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

10. I give a 'pffft' to that, too.

If I wanted to be a man....oh, nevermind.

:P

[Gold Metal Flake]

15. Aim?

What is this... aim? :shrug:

[rug]

16. Aim?

:shrug:

[In_The_Wind]

7. *sigh*

Why can't men pee sitting down?

:shrug: end of problem ...

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

8. That is just not nearrrrrrrly as much fun.

[In_The_Wind]

12. Have you ever seen toilet targets.

They float.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

11. LOL! nt

[tuvor]

13. Everyone! Men AND women!...

Close the whole damn lid when you're ALL done!

No one likes to look into the crapper unless there's a NEED.

See, we CAN find common ground. Love, love, and love.

[MarsThe Cat]

14. that's the solution in our house-

everyone has to lift at least the lid, and then shut it when done.

[qnr]

18. Yeah, but then you piss off the dogs and cats n/t

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. I call mathematical bullshit

Where:

A = the number of trips to the bathroom in which women require the seat down

B = the number of trips to the bathroom in which men require the seat down

C = the number of trips to the bathroom in which men do not require the seat down

Then:

A+B > C

Ergo:

Put the seat down, guys. :7

(There's also the variable: It's a small thing to do, and your wife/s.o. will appreciate it.)

[Skittles]

19. please your mama and your sis

open the lid before you piss