Write a one line poem.

[Floogeldy]

I feel awful, I need a waffle.

[In_The_Wind]

1. The man of my dreams ...

isn't all that he seems ...

[ghostsofgiants]

13. Hayden called, he wasnts his lyrics back

http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/h/hayden5518/badastheyseem226423.html

[In_The_Wind]

19. I've never heard of him.

:shrug:

My words are my words.

[ghostsofgiants]

22. I know, I was just pointing out the similarity for my own amusement really

He's worth checking out though. "Elk Lake Serenade" is a great album.

[In_The_Wind]

23. Thank you. I will look for the Elk Lake Serenade.

[ghostsofgiants]

25. Haha, that post is like a first-wave onslaught of cute

[In_The_Wind]

33. *taking a bow*

I thrive on cute and fluffy.

[ghostsofgiants]

34. I should seek shelter before the main echelon hits, shoudn't I?

:P

[In_The_Wind]

35. Nah ~ you're safe!

almost all of my cutesy pie playmates are busy doing Thanksgiving type stuff

[merh]

2. My love is like an orange basketball, gently bouncing down the hall!

(I wrote that in my high school poetry class. My teacher was the high school basketball coach. I got an "A". :evilgrin: )

[ForrestGump]

3. All right (this doesn't count as a line)

The snow fell softly on the yoga mat as the birds chirped
"Rockin' Robin" in tempo with the rumbling in my
tummy as I gently caressed the beloved contours of my left
elbow and meditated upon the yellow matter custard that stole
my love away and the next thing you know my angel is a
centerfold who was born to be alive but then a crack makes
itself known to me and no it was not a plumber's crack, nor
the crack of an addict, nor the crack of a pot, but the kind
of crack that sounds almost like it is spelled, as in
onomata...onomate...onomato...as in kee-rak! and then the
branch that the zebra sat upon crashed gaily to the ground not
that there's anything wrong with that and proceeded westerly
in a late model Ford whatever a late-model thing is in the
first place and was chased by L.A. 15-7-Mary-Three-and-Four in
hot pursuit of the American Dream, and so we beat backwards
into the future or maybe it's the past, rolling on beyond the
great plains of the American Repugnant in the dark as he
picked at the green light at the end of Daisy's ceaselessly
backswimming nose and that's about it.  Until the sequel.

[ForrestGump]

4. It WAS one line

Until the text wrapping kicked in. Damn technology.

[RetroLounge]

5. Fuck.

that is all.

RL

[ForrestGump]

6. Deep, Daddy-O

*bongo sound*

[RevCheesehead]

30. Deep thoughts.

From one so wise. :hug:

[DainBramaged]

7. Your sister's in love with a carrot

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. He dwells deeply.

:hi:

[LynzM]

9. Okay.....

To be here in your company is all the love I need tonight...

[datasuspect]

10. okay

here i sit, cheeks a-flexin, about to give birth to another texan

[Ptah]

11. Few my age are left alive today. n/t

[swag]

12. Enjoying vibrator every day.

[ashling]

14. Just because you put it on one line

doesn't make it a one line poem. :)

[u4ic]

15. It was a dark and lonely night

oops, that was for the great novel ...:blush:

[DanCa]

16. i dont no what to say so ill go away.

[bridgit]

17. "to die in the house of mirrors...

"and have no one around to close my eyes" divine poetry re-posted from my pal: wildhorses :thumbsup:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

18. Why Does My Wife Claim To Be Sick, Each Time I Ask Her To Suck On My

[NMMNG]

38. Here's the perfect smiley for that little poem

[Heidi]

39. I thought that was

the "tongue stuck on a frozen light pole" smiley. :shrug:

[NMMNG]

40. If you want it to be that, let it be that

Poor delusional Hedi.

[Heidi]

41. I know.

I'm so naive that it's laughable. But I _do_ have a self-awareness about this character flaw. :rofl:

[NMMNG]

42. Yes, I'm aware of my flaws too

I'm a dork, for example...:rofl:

[Heidi]

43. No, I'm a dork!

I've _always_ been a dork. Here's my first-grade school photo. Notice the spaghetti sauce stain on my collar? :eyes:

[NMMNG]

45. How cute!

In first grade I had this bizarre shaggy short hair cut and a glazed look in my eyes. Things only got worse over time. :puke:

[BartInPC]

20. Relationships...

She doesn't like it when I lick her nose.

[HawkerHurricane]

21. Oh, Please, Do Not Kiss Me!

Oh, Please, Do Not Kiss!
Oh, Please, Do Not!
Oh, Please, Do!
Oh, Please!
Oh!

[GrpCaptMandrake]

24. Yum!

[WCGreen]

26. Cause you make me want to be a better man.....

A line from As Good As It Gets...

That line slays me with so much aching romance that I tear up everytime I hear it....

[JVS]

27. I protest your destruction of poetry

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4345646

[Heidi]

28. Memememememememe is _not_ the mantra

and nobody changed the locks while you were away; you're still just purple turnipbutter spooge squirted on the big BluePlateSpecial Universe, food-stylingLifestyling whim of a flaming sequined god with a good sense of humor and a little pithathz.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

29. Let me see.......

My love flies to me across the skies of love....he takes my heart away to the heights of time and space.....

Not too bad for five minutes work......:shrug:

[Arugula Latte]

31. Hark, my death bell tolls forevermore -- wait, it's just UPS at my door

Thank you! Thank you very much! I'll be here all week, folks!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

46. Ogden would be proud.

Here's one he wrote, titled "Fleas"

Adam had 'em.

[Maddy McCall]

32. I'd rather fart a whale, than shop a WalMart sale.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

47. Me too, sister.

:yourock:

[WilliamPitt]

36. The night was moist, I read James Joyce

Hey, you asked.

[Montauk6]

37. Cherry blossom, mesquite 'possum

[GoddessOfGuinness]

44. The silent star of magic night flew up to twirl the moon

From my refrigerator...