Woman selling house -- she comes along with it

[CatWoman]

You might be wondering why I have my listing at $600,000.00 plus myself for bid as “priceless”. First, I estimate the value of the house with furnishings at approximately $600,000.00. When I asked my girlfriends their advice on what I (the “bride”) was worth, most responded that I was “priceless”.

I hope to find that special man, who wants to build a life with me and share this special home with me. Ideally that man is between 40 and 60 years old, is well educated and well spoken, and has a professional career. Since I am the daughter of a minister, spirituality is also important to me. Other important traits include love of travel and adventure, a good conversationalist, and a lover of animals. Although I don’t have children, I do love them, and am very open to the role of “step-mother”. It is important to me that a man be open and caring, kind in words and deeds, spontaneous to a certain extent, and takes pride in his appearance. It also goes without saying that I want to be with a man who is realistic about and committed to a relationship.

http://www.housewithbride.com/

[matcom]

1. gawd

this is sssoooooooooo last week :eyes:






































:P

[matcom]

2. kick so we can all laugh at Midori

[CatWoman]

3. why are you laughing at me?

did you post this already?

If so, I haven't seen it.

Piss off, Butt Boy. :P

[matcom]

4. reply #1

like a week or two ago :loveya:

[CatWoman]

5. you're mean!!!

:cry:

[matcom]

6. and i like to paint your house

now that we have our facts straight....

[Left Is Write]

7. Don't cry, Cat Woman.

I had never seen it before, and you know it's all about me, right?

:hug:

[CatWoman]

8. Right!!!

:hi:

[WCGreen]

9. Eight rooms, three baths and a kitchen

all squeezed into 2800 feet.....

I wonder if she speaks in tongues....

[Deja Q]

10. I'm going to refrain from any comments regarding "selling one's self"

She's sad enough as it is. :(

And I have no qualms regarding prostitution as a profession... only as long as it's done safely and for a fair price...

AWESOME site layout, though... Interesting how the top banner of the house was flipped horizontally compared to the pic of the house on the right side...)

But the java-based menu is slower than an ice cube in a freezer - even on a 7mpbs broadband line...

[LostInAnomie]

11. Dang, she's pretty hot to be selling herself with a house.

I wonder if she would let me rent the place out for a weekend or two.

[Hugin]

12. True... True...

Of course there'd be the home inspection.