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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 03:31 AM
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Q: Why did Bush stop moving his bowels?
A; Because he thought he might forget where he put them.

:popcorn: :applause: :rofl: :spray:
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 03:33 AM
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1. and I didn't know he was capable of having an original thought
Edited on Tue Nov-22-05 03:34 AM by wildhorses
are you sure Cheney did not suggest this?
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 03:34 AM
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2. We are the funniest guys here!
:woohoo: :applause: :popcorn:
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 03:34 AM
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3. wild and crazy
that would be us..........
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 03:36 AM
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4. YEAH!!
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 03:43 AM
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5. back when SNL was for REAL
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 03:44 AM
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6. You got that right!
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libodem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 03:49 AM
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7. because he's full of shit
no enema is strong enough
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 03:50 AM
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8. HAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
:rofl:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 03:57 AM
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9. Bush (in a southern voice): My fellow Americans, ................
(2 min. puase).................I don’t know what to say because my papers blank.
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