I think you all suck

[Arugula Latte]

in oxygen constantly; afterall, that's the basis for mammalian breathing.

:evilgrin:

[RedCloud]

1. And mammals suck for nourishment too!

What a dreamboat life we have. Imagine if we were plants and someone had to put some shit right near us to keep us happy and then some fucking dung beetles come along and steal our turds of nourishment. Yes, being a mammal ain't quite as bad as they make it out to be.

[Arugula Latte]

2. Some fucking dung beetle can steel my turds

when it pries them from my cold, dead fingers.

:rofl:

[Shell Beau]

3. And we all blow

carbon dioxide out!! :P

[Arugula Latte]

4. That's right. We suck. We blow.

That's life. Then we die. :woohoo:

[RedCloud]

5. This has the makings of a 200 or 300 post thread.

Better get it going before the mods swoop in on it.

:popcorn:

[Arugula Latte]

7. They'll let me get away with it.

I bribed 'em, see. They're corrupt to the core, the lot of 'em.

[0007]

6. Gravity is a myth, the world sucks!

[Arugula Latte]

11. We're all being pulled toward the center of the Earth

where Dick Cheney rules over a hellish underground bunker.

[LaraMN]

8. Yeah, well I think you swallow

your tongue in a necessary and adequate fashion.
:P

[Arugula Latte]

9. I swallow my tongue?

During a seizure, you mean? ;)

[RedCloud]

10. And you can just bite me off...

the last chunk of that carrot as my jaws are not up to it today and I trust you...

[Arugula Latte]

12. Okay. I'm cool with veggies.

Hope it's organic.

[RedCloud]

13. I think those who don't post in this thread, lick

lollipops

[Arugula Latte]

14. We lick, but we don't bite.

We've got patience.

[In_The_Wind]

15. Yes, I do suck and I'm gonna keep right on doing it!

:popcorn:

[Arugula Latte]

16. Right on, Sistah!

:headbang:

[In_The_Wind]

18. There ain't much life without it.

[RedCloud]

17. Sadly, I only nibble these days.

I stopped sucking once nature's gift was taken away from me. :cry:

:hi: Joan. How are you doing?

[In_The_Wind]

19. I think I may be missing something.

How was natures's gift taken away? You can PM me if that's better.



Me? I'm hanging in here. Trying to figure out what to do next. :shrug: Nothing big is going on.

[RedCloud]

20. Nature's gift...

That would be mother's milk! :blush: :blush:

Okay, so I am not really blushing over it. I hope that wasn't another thread killer blunder of mine! Sorry for the confusion.

:hug: :loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

21. Oh My!

It wasn't a thread killer!

Is that what I'm doing wrong when I'm the thread killer ~ confusing everyone.

:hug:

[flvegan]

22. Yeah, and pretty soon I'll be looking forward to licking

closed all those Christmas cards I'll be sending out.

Among other things.