Are you a guttermind

[KitchenWitch]

[NMMNG]

1. What do you think?

[MissHoneychurch]

2. that is a silly question

my mind is in the gutter constantly :evilgrin:

[Robeson]

3. Who is not?....

...:P

[KitchenWitch]

4. Are you sticking your tongue out at ME?

:evilgrin:

[Robeson]

6. Wait a second...I need to reposition it.....

...:9

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

7. mmmmrrrrrooooowwwwrrr

:evilgrin:

[drhilarius]

5. My mind is in the gutter right now....

with two leggy redheads, a spatula, and a pool full of grape jello.

[NMMNG]

9. All I can say is

[drhilarius]

11. Lol. The sad thing is...

I'm a little hungry right now, so the jello is getting all the attention.

[NMMNG]

12. LOL, with two leggy redheads I wouldn't care how hungry I was

;-)

[drhilarius]

13. Yeah, I guess there's always room for redheads. nt

[Jamastiene]

8. Well, of course. I'm in good company too, I see. n/t

[NMMNG]

17. You're always in good company here!

:hug:

[KitchenWitch]

10. I want to post something naughty in the bearded dragon thread

but I do not want to get it locked....

:evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

14. It's unanimous, so far. This must be in The Lounge...

:)

[NMMNG]

15. What, do the prudes hang elsewhere?

Are there prudes on DU?

[KitchenWitch]

18. I have run into prudes in other forums on DU

[Wetzelbill]

19. I mean really, we are secular and godless,

if there isn't hedonism here then where would there be?

[NMMNG]

29. Oh geez, let's not perpetrate that myth

:yoiks:

[BikeWriter]

37. Sure, but not many. They get weeded out.

[Wetzelbill]

16. I almost voted "Hell No" but nobody would believe me

and I would have been lying anyway. :)

Did somebody mention two leggy redheads? :evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

20. Damn straight

We know you to well. :evilgrin:

[Wetzelbill]

26. Why Buffy, I am shocked...

don't you know how sweet and innocent I am? :)

[NMMNG]

27. Bwahahahaha

Good one :rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

30. yeah it made me laugh that hard too

I almost couldn't finish typing it. :rofl:

[BikeWriter]

40. *SNORT!*

Squirted that whisky right out my nose! :shrug:

[Wetzelbill]

43. ordinarily I would be offended by this attack on my honor

but since I really have no valid defense I'll just join in on the laughter. :)

[BikeWriter]

54. LOL! That is a good thing...

because we're going to laugh anyway. ;)

[NMMNG]

21. Dupe

[drhilarius]

22. Ahem, get your own leggy redheads...

mine are busy at the moment.

[Wetzelbill]

25. psh... I thought liberals were about sharing and all that good stuff...

:)

[drhilarius]

31. Indeed, the randy ghost of FDR...

would be very upset with me.

[Wetzelbill]

33. JFK would definitely be pissed

:)

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. Why two?

Why not one redhead and one brunette? :shrug:
Variety, y'know. :bounce:

[Wetzelbill]

32. you know I do plan on flirting

with a tall blonde and a tall brunette tomorrow morning in one of my classes. If you saw them you'd understand why. (smoking hot) So yes, I'm with you on the variety thing> :)

[dorktv]

34. you have a filthy mind?! :o

[Wetzelbill]

35. oh sure and how did you vote....

:)

[dorktv]

38. You would have to get to know me to find out. :D

[Wetzelbill]

39. !!!!!!

Well, I'm going to say that you are in the gutter with the rest of us then. :)

[dorktv]

42. *contrives to look innocent and pure*

[Wetzelbill]

44. hahaha

good comeback. Nice try too. :)

[dorktv]

45. I am a politician...we are always pure and innocent.

[Wetzelbill]

48. I about choked when I read that

[dorktv]

52. *snickers* Okay Democratic Politicians.

[KitchenWitch]

23. All right! Who said Hell No???

:spank:

[Wetzelbill]

28. Ralph Reed was lurking I think

[MissHoneychurch]

36. I was about to ask the same question

somebody is denying his/her true idendity :evilgrin:

:spank:

[Wetzelbill]

41. MissHoneychurch!!

Now here is a fellow gutter dweller if there ever was one! :silly:

[MissHoneychurch]

47. Hey Wetzelbill

ya know, equal recognizes equal :evilgrin:

too bad xmas isn't around, she would fit right in :D

[Wetzelbill]

49. yes she would

Left-Winger too. I miss seeing that guy around.

[MissHoneychurch]

50. oh, Left Winger is around

just not at night, because of his work.

[Wetzelbill]

56. yeah and I'm usually gone during the day

I run into him once in a while though.

[hfojvt]

53. ma'am, I am as pure

as the driven snow.

"Until recently, propriety demanded the use of the verb 'to make love,' and this delicacy was not without purpose. It was meant to remind us - to teach us, or at least allow us to be taught - that whereas human copulation can be physically indistinguishable from animal copulation generally, it ought to be marked by the presence of a passion of which other animals are incapable."

Thus, I deny that there is anything unhealthy or unclean about my appreciation of the opposite sex, nor with my pleasant, complimentary banter with them.

[MissHoneychurch]

57. huh?????

but that doesn't explain why you deny that your mind is in the gutter :evilgrin:

[hfojvt]

60. the gutter means what?

the gutter - poor or degraded background
degrade - dishonor, humiliate
degrading - causing a loss of self respect

hmm, my unabridged does a better job
gutter - the state or abode of those who live in filth, immorality, crime, etc.

I do not consider myself a practioner of either immorality or crime O8)

[MissHoneychurch]

61. but I am sure

there is a little devil in you somewhere also. I mean there has to, otherwise you wouldn't come up with such explanations :evilgrin:

[hfojvt]

63. of course there is

I do have many relatives named Teufel after all, but my little teufel is not large enough or dominant enough to drag my mind down into the stygian depths (hoelle).

[Oeditpus Rex]

46. What is 'leggy,' anyway?

I mean, does it necessarily refer to a specific type of leg or can it be whatever the user envisions? :shrug:

Or is it about Leggy Mountbatten, the Rutles' manager?

[drhilarius]

51. Leggy as in-

Fine gams, legs from here to Poughkeepsie, a tall drink of water, a couple of well chiseled roman columns, etc.

[Oeditpus Rex]

55. So, like...

"Skinny legs and all," huh? :grr:

[drhilarius]

58. Skinny legs are for the birds...

I'll take "and all", please.

on edit: omitted a "take"

[hfojvt]

59. another roadside attraction

Tom Robbins, I believe.

[drhilarius]

62. Actually, I haven't read it...

something a leg/ literary man would be interested in?