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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-17-05 04:38 PM
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Bird Flu symptoms
The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has released a list of symptoms of Avian Influenza (Bird Flu). If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High Fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the Joints
6. An Irresistible Urge to Crap on Someone's Windshield
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-17-05 04:39 PM
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1. D'oh!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-17-05 05:04 PM
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3. seconded
:D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-17-05 04:41 PM
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2. .
Edited on Thu Nov-17-05 04:41 PM by matcom
:spray:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-17-05 05:05 PM
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4. Ha!
My mother sent me that one.
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bustarbusto Donating Member (163 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-17-05 05:10 PM
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5. Thanksgiving prevention tips
Here's a handy list of tips to keep any of those pesky symptoms at bay during the Thanksgiving turkey feast:

Thanksgiving Turkey Bird Flu Prevention Tips
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Skelington Donating Member (436 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-17-05 05:13 PM
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6. I don't have the symptoms, just wanted to shit on a windshield.
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