a man walks into a bar...

[pdx_prog]

and orders a beer. He starts to take a drink when he hears "nice hair!". He looks around but doesn't see anyone. He takes another drink and hears "have you lost weight?". He looks around again then asks the bartender if there is anyone in the bar besides them. The bartender tells him that they are the only two people in the bar. He takes another drink and hears "have you been working out?" At this he tells the bartender that he is hearing voices....the bartender say's "oh, thats the peanuts....they're complimentary.."

[atomic-fly]

1. ha

good one

[scarlet_owl]

2. That's cute.

[Metta]

3. Chuckle.

:)

[caty]

4. Funny!

:rofl:

[hunter]

5. Two men walk into a bar...

"Ouch!"

"Ouch!"

[cfield]

6. Two guys walk into a bar,

I forgot the punchline; your mom's a whore.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. Jacques Villeneuve walks into a BAR

Best joke in auto racing in the past decade.

[HEyHEY]

9. How many F1 titles have been won by Brazillians?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. Eight.

Second only to the UK. (And if you consider the UK countries as independent entities like in the World Cup, Brazil is ahead)

UK 12 (England 7, Scotland 5)
Brazil 8
Germany 7
Argentina 5
Austria 4
France 4
Australia 4
Finland 3
Italy 3
USA 2
New Zealand 1
Spain 1
Canada 1
South Africa 1

[HEyHEY]

15. Ah, fuck, there goes that comeback

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

8. Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing...

aww, I can't do it... :D

[no name no slogan]

10. Russian jokes are funny

Дональд Рамсфелд дает президенту его ежедневный брифинг.

Он заканчивается, говоря: "Вчера, 3 бразильских солдата были убиты. "

"О НЕ! " Президент восклицает. "Это ужасно! "

Его штат сидит ошеломленным при этом показе эмоции, нервно наблюдая, поскольку Президент сидит, голова в руках.

Наконец, Президент ищет и спрашивает, ", сколько - brazillion? "

[asthmaticeog]

11. I forgive this.

I'm giggling like an idiot, here. :thumbsup:

[no name no slogan]

13. For some reason, it's even funnier in Simplified Chinese

唐纳德 Rumsfeld 在给总统他的日常的简要介绍。
他通过说结束:“昨天, 3 个巴西战士被杀死。”
“俄亥俄州没有!“总统呼喊。“那是可怕的!"
他的工作人员坐使晕倒在情感的这次展示,紧张地观看如总统坐,在手中的头。
最后,总统好转和问,一 brazillion 是“多少?"

[HEyHEY]

12. Ha, nice work