Student: "I have a friend who banged 'Cool Mom'"

[matcom]

<snip>

Silvia Johnson just wanted to be a "cool mom."

From September 2003 to September 2004, she held innumerable parties at her Arvada home, where she provided alcohol, marijuana and methamphetamines to kids from Arvada West High School -- the school her elder daughter attended. She also had sexual relations with at least five boys, ranging in age from fifteen to seventeen.

<snip>

Silvia's antics remain legendary at Arvada West High School, where her daughter was still attending school last spring. The rumors of what had gone on at the Johnson house reverberated down hallways and off lockers, a hot topic for students between MTV updates and talk of who-was-wearing-what.

"I have a friend who banged Cool Mom," one student said proudly last week.

"No, you don't," another responded.

"Well, a friend of a friend."

Another student reported that the boys hanging out at Silvia's house were the "bad kids," notorious for partying far too much and taking advantage of girls at school. Still, none of the teachers or parents got wind of the parties, because "nobody talks to adults around here."

http://westword.com/Issues/2005-11-17/news/feature_print.html

[Arkana]

1. Well, that's one way to be a "cool mom."

My mother was a "cool mom," and she didn't have to do that shit.

[philosophie_en_rose]

2. What is she wearing?

That metal plate ensemble is frightening.

[DS1]

4. I think it's a back brace of sorts

It looks like someone clocked her, too

[VaYallaDawg]

6. She definitely looks the worse for the wear!!

[Abies]

9. She was in a car wreck recently --

She wasn't driving, some 14 year-old was.

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/5019924/detail.html

[DS1]

3. It takes a Village

to throw a full-blown orgy pit bonfire :D

[Fenris]

18. This made me laugh...

Jeffrey later discovered that his ex-wife had absconded with his gout medicine, Indomethican, and a prescription bottle of amoxicillin.

:rofl:

[Beer Snob-50]

5. she is not exactly the most beautiful women i have met.

as a high schooler, i don't think i was desperate enough to bang something like that (or maybe i was??)

[Elidor]

7. Of all the stupid things she did, this was perhaps the dumbest:

"At the urging of her therapist, Silvia Johnson came in and confessed to many of the crimes later that month." I've never heard of anyone taking legal advice from a therapist. :eyes:

[xchrom]

8. ahem -- oh my.

are we taking donations for a hairdresser?

[Loonman]

10. I just threw up a little in my mouth

I wouldn't screw her with your dick and your friend pushing.

[dr.strangelove]

11. All the cool kids are doing it

[Shell Beau]

12. Yikes!!!

:puke:

[gmoney]

15. You should see her booty dancin'

:rofl:

[Shell Beau]

16. Um, no thanks!!

:puke:


Leave that to me!!
:rofl: :P

[Romigi]

19. How's about no.

She looks like a crank junkie. I'd rather not see her booty dance.

:)


:rofl:

[El Fuego]

13. She got 30 years, and yet O.J. walks free.

It's a sick world.

[Mike Daniels]

14. All it took to be a cool mom among my crowd was to do tequila shots

and not mind us getting sick in the house when we overdid the alcohol consumption.

It seems that the bar has been raised quite a bit since those days.

[Romigi]

17. Sad

It's amazing how desperate and low many adults are going nowadays to solve their mid-life crisis. I hope that no permanent damage was done to these young people.