I Just Got $226.80 from FEMA . . . What Should I Do With It?

[RockaFowler]

I guess that will fix my roof? Huh?

[emmajane67]

1. Try not to spend it all at once!!! n/t

[jmm]

2. Buy a Louis Vuitton bag

After all you'll only hear in the media about people frivolously spending their money from FEMA.

[datasuspect]

3. at $20/lap dance . . .

lemme see, i think you can get about 10 lap dance and a couple of drinks at the nearest strip club

[Deja Q]

11. Or one night with a hooker who'll do more than 10 lap dances...

:crazy:

Of course, he might get something more (and unintended) in return...
:yoiks:

[Callalily]

4. Well, you could blow the

whole lot on a vacation, or be practical and buy food!

[Deep13]

5. Now you can go to a good college!

:eyes:

[seemunkee]

6. donate it to Trent so he can build his porch.

I'm sure he needs it more than you.

[dajoki]

10. that wouldn't be enough...

for one deck board on trent's porch.:puke:

[Sannum]

7. Spend it at Brownie's favorite store....

Nordstrom!!!

[Initech]

8. Fly to their headquarters in DC and demand more money!

[flvegan]

9. Shhh! Grovelbot is listening...