Visited my Doctor today

[liberaltrucker]

Discovered the hard way that digital rectal exam has NOTHING to do with computers:rofl:

[purr]

1. probing!!!

:rofl: Sounds like fun... just like my colonoscopy!

[liberaltrucker]

3. Took the KY out of the freakin' freezer

beforehand. Joking aside, all was normal:applause:

[purr]

4. omg.. i think that'd be worse than the actual 'procedure'

good that everything was normal!!

[graywarrior]

5. Man, you must be in heaven tonight!

[purr]

8. no just in a really goofy mood

and in a very GOOD mood

[graywarrior]

10. Me too, considering I'm facing ear drum surgery

[purr]

11. hope the doc doesnt 'slip'!

[graywarrior]

13. I hope he probes.

[purr]

14. get that alien implated tumor out!

[graywarrior]

16. Stop! Everytime I laugh, my tumor shrieks!

[liberaltrucker]

15. MUCH more complex

than getting a finger up one's butt. Godspeed...let un know how it goes:pals:

[graywarrior]

18. I do that to myself frequently looking for polyps

[liberaltrucker]

12. Yep. Knowing I don't have a medical problem

just yet, anyway, is pretty close.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. Oooo.

[merh]

6. So glad to hear that everything worked out okay.

:rofl:

Seriously, I keed, I keed - glad the test results came back clean.







:rofl:

[liberaltrucker]

19. Thanks much

Medical exams can be unpleasant, but necessary. LTspouse is an RN, so I get routine care, OR ELSE:rofl:

[merh]

21. She is just protecting her treasure

and that is indeed a good thing! :hug:

[liberaltrucker]

24. True

But does she have to be so damned bitchy? Never mind, just answered my own question:rofl:

[merh]

25. Yeah, we hardheads can make bitching necessary

can't we. :rofl:

[Deja Q]

7. Talk about a syntax error...

:hide:

[liberaltrucker]

9. No shit!

**pun intended**

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. Oh that is good news, my dear liberaltrucker.....

Unpleasant as those exams are (and they are!), at least it was quick and you are well!

Yes indeedy, digital here refers to.....*um* well, you know what it refers to!

A Latin word........digit......finger for those folks who don't know Latin....

:blush:


:loveya: :hug:

[liberaltrucker]

20. Dearest CPeg

Yep, unpleasant to say the least. See post 19 :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

22. Ah, your wife is an RN? Good for her.......and you......

And you're still smoking? Hmmmm.....but that can be a tough nut to crack....

My husband also benefits from my RN status.....but he doesn't always like it!

Tough.......

Good to see you tonight, my dear!


:loveya: :hug: :pals:

[liberaltrucker]

23. Yeah, still smoking

but go outside to keep it away from the babies. Also Doc renewed my Effexor script, so I'm *happy* for six more months:hug: :pals:

[southlandshari]

26. Yikes! Would it make you feel better if I told you...

I might have an extra ticket for this weekend's game? 50 yard line? Row 20?

;)

[liberaltrucker]

28. You serious???

I deliver in SC Fri. Relatively short drive down I 85.

[southlandshari]

31. Ask me this time tomorrow night.

I have a pair, and I'm not sure my normal partner in football crime can go. They are selling for $1000 or more at this point, but I'd much rather take you than part with the extra ticket that way - what if it ended up in the hands of...one of...THEM?

:rofl:

I'll know for sure tomorrow night.

:hi:

[liberaltrucker]

33. Will do

I'll be somewhere in eastern GA then. See PM.

[In_The_Wind]

27. I know you must be glad that's behind you ...

somebody had to say it :rofl:


Really :thumbsup: it's over for a while.

[liberaltrucker]

29. Gee.....thanks

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

30. You're very welcome.

I hope it doesn't hurt to laugh.

[liberaltrucker]

32. Not at all

Just glad it's "behind" me-for a couple years, at least:)

[In_The_Wind]

34. I'm avoiding the whole thing.

:hide:

[liberaltrucker]

35. Uh, Dear Joanie

Please get your exams as scheduled. Might be unpleasant, but could save your life. Keep in mind, DU would greatly miss you:pals: