So Mack Brown calls up Dennis Franchione and says......

[jandrok]

Hiya Fran. Say, I just thought that I'd let you know that we're going to run up triple digits on your candyass team next week. Oh, and by the way, have you heard this great joke?

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "A brazillian? That's way more than a million, right?"

Franchione sits stunned for a second, and then says to Mack, "Mack, you sick bastard, when I see you on the field next week, I'm going to kick you right in the balls."

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. .....

[billyskank]

2. I knew you were going to say that

:shrug:

[jandrok]

3. But, you gotta admit, the setup was at least original.

:evilgrin: