"I'm From Detroit"

[MrScorpio]

That's what I usually say to people when I explain to them why I'm so cool.

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. Says it all

far as I'm concerned.

[Abelman]

2. Sooooo, you're lying to them?

ZIIIIIING!

[MrScorpio]

3. "I'm From Detroit"

That's no lie

[Abelman]

4. But surely that can't be the reason you're so cool.

'Cause Detroit, see I'm making fun of IT.

That's where I was going with it.

Oh, never mind.

[MrScorpio]

5. Detroit may not be a model city

But you can't get any cooler than Detroiters

[hfojvt]

8. Just like

Ted Nugent?

[5thGenDemocrat]

11. Saginaw's got your back

Saginaw is, of course, the Center of the Universe -- but Detroit is the nearest big city to that Center. And Detroit does have a liquor store (I LOVE liquor stores) on nearly every corner, so there is that.
On the other hand, Motown wouldn't be Motown unless Saginaw had loaned you guys Stevie Wonder.
John
You're welcome. And stay cool.

[Abelman]

12. I'm cooler.

And I'm not from Detroit. I'm cooler than cool, cooler than the other side of the pillow. So cool I don't refrigerate my soft drinks. I grab a hot one and by the time it's to my lips its freezin'!

I'm so hip people who know me say "that guy's pretty hip!"

[Montauk6]

6. Word association test: Mojo

(F-minus if you say "Muddy Waters")

[MrScorpio]

7. Electrifying!

Now you know!

[Montauk6]

9. OK, folks, this guy's the real deal.

[Floogeldy]

10. Do you know The Romantics?

They're cool.

;)

[UrbScotty]

13. I just tell them I went to Central Michigan (nt)