KIM JONG-IL’S APPROVAL RATING REMAINS AT 100%

[underpants]

http://www.borowitzreport.com/default.asp

North Korean Madman Gloating About Latest Poll Results

In a new poll released today, North Korean President Kim Jong-Il scored an approval rating of 100%, the same number he has garnered every year since seizing power in 1994.

Additionally, 100% agreed with the statement, “I will promise to agree with all of these statements if you will agree to stop pointing that gun at my head.”

At his press conference, Kim reserved a few jibes for the current resident of the White House, saying that he was willing to give President Bush ten of his approval points in exchange for a light water nuclear reactor.

At the White House, spokesman Scott McClellan was dismissive of Kim’s offer, but added, “Make that twenty points and we’ll talk.”

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. excerrent!

[Fenris]

2. I'm so Ronery

So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone
There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard to be number one guy
but, stiwr there's no one to right up my rife
Seems rike no one takes me serirousry
And so, I'm ronery
A rittle ronery
Poor rittle me
There's no one I can rerate to
Feewr rike a biwd in a cage
It's kinda siwry
but, not reawry
because, it's fiwring my body with rage
I'm the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit
but, none of the women seem to give a shit
Maybe someday, they'wr awr notice me
And untiwr then, I'wr be ronery
Yeah, a rittle ronery
Poor rittle me...

[WindRavenX]

3. ohhh

:rofl:

That movie killed me.

[RedCloud]

4. Sounds like we are all a little envious of Mr. Popular.