JUST IN: IMPORTANT: Known Bird Flu Symptoms

[BigBearJohn]

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. 1,2, 3, 4....

[Wetzelbill]

2. I never should have beat up that ostrich last week nt

[babylonsister]

3. I love you , BBJ, but this sucks. I've seen it before, and

it's not worthy of anything. To me, its's boring.

[LoZoccolo]

5. I think I'll go post what you said in every thread I think is boring. n/t

[babylonsister]

10. Ahh, you're looking for an argument, LoZ?

BBJ was trying to tell a joke, and it was an old one. Enjoy figuring it out!

[LoZoccolo]

15. /I'm/ trying to start an argument? n/t

[BigBearJohn]

11. Oh well, I try.

[hopeisaplace]

4. I just checked my car

someone in my neighbourhood must have this flu.
I'm smart enough to be President now.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[serryjw]

6. Sinusitis OR Arthritis OR Bird Flu?

good choices....

# 6..Does Bushit have a car?

[RobertSeattle]

7. I'm STEALING this joke!

[BigBearJohn]

16. Ok, but don't forget to return it.

[ElectroPrincess]

8. Awe, I love being zinged! We'll get ya back though :P n/t.

[Rainscents]

9. #6... LOL

6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield :rofl:

[upi402]

12. statement from Gilad

evil sneer
hearing -Darth Vader speaking in tongues- voices

[niallmac]

13. Wow. This is a tough crowd to tell jokes to.

Who's got my cuttle bone?

[babylonsister]

14. You're right. The fact that I had already seen that joke

skuttled the whole thing for me, sadly. Sorry. :(