Paris Hilton's new pet monkey goes crazy while Lingerie shopping

[LynneSin]

YOu know, it's one thing toting those damn dogs all around but let's nip the pet monkey in the bud. You just know that dumbass girls across the country will now starting begging for pet monkeys so they can carry them around just like Paris


http://www.nypost.com/gossip/54169.htm

November 15, 2005 -- PARIS Hilton's new pet monkey, Baby Luv, went bananas when she took the peeved primate on a lingerie shopping spree in Las Vegas last weekend. We're told that Baby Luv bit Hilton and clawed her face when she walked into the Agent Provocateur shop at Caesars on Saturday with the beast on her shoulder. Paris managed to pull Baby Luv off her and hooked his leash to a cabinet while she rang up $4,000 worth of bras and panties and a bullwhip, says our eyewitness. Later that night, when the lingerie line hosted Kelly Osbourne's 21st birthday bash at the Hard Rock, Baby Luv escaped from Hilton's clutches — delaying the start of the Agent Provocateur show until staffers found him after a 20-minute search. Meanwhile, Hilton's boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos III, was up to monkey business of his own. In one of the Hard Rock rooms paid for by Niarchos, his bonehead buddies started a fire Sunday morning. The blaze set off the sprinkler system which flooded a dozen rooms, a hotel source says. We're told Niarchos agreed to put $25,000 in damages on his credit card, but he'll likely have to pony up a lot more cash. "The damage may be closer to $100,000," says our source.

[StopTheMorans]

1. i'm all for allowing dumbass girls to pet monkeys

[arwalden]

11. That Monkey Needs A Spanking

[Taxloss]

2. Why would a monkey need lingerie?

Is Paris positioning hrself as the next Michael Jackson?

[Kellanved]

4. Why would a monkey need Paris Hilton?

:shrug:

[Taxloss]

6. It makes the monkey feel less embarrassed about the sh!t-flinging

if it's next to Paris Hilton at the time. People instantly know who the brains is in that operation.

[Deja Q]

3. Stavros wears lingerie?

I knew something wasn't quite right! :rofl:

[underpants]

5. Oh God NOT THE FACE!!!!

Monkey lingerie shopping...what could happen?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. "and then the monkeys stole the glasses off my head!!!"

[LynneSin]

10. Hey, get in touch with Soleft about the NYC gathering

She's organizing it and needs to get some ideas about what weekend to have it. I'm definately going to try and make it up there. New Yorkers are kick ass people to hang out with!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

20. Word up!

:thumbsup:

[latebloomer]

7. Didn't the b/f just crash his car last week

with Paris in it?

Talk about out-of-control!

[asthmaticeog]

8. It's true, dumbass girls love celebrities. n/t

[StopTheMorans]

12. .

:spray:

[LynneSin]

13. well, dumbass guys tend to be just as bad with celebrities and

even regular gals too!

[asthmaticeog]

14. I wouldn't know.

[imperialismispasse]

15. "Baby Luv"?

[Arkana]

16. Oh, wonderful. She has a fucking pet monkey now?

What happened to the goddamn Chihuahua?

[LynneSin]

17. Chihuahua got a weight problem and isn't toted around anymore

:grr:

[CanuckAmok]

18. Paris Hilton and her pet monkey walk into a lingerie shop...

...and the owner says "hey, you can't bring that smelly, hairy thing in here!"

And the monkey says "But I need her; my feet can't reach the gas pedal."

[joeybee12]

19. Thanks Paris, now you've proved evolution is a crock of s**t!

Put a picture of her next to her monkey and you realize she didn't evolve from apes. That damn monkey evolved from her!

[jane_pippin]

21. That monkey is now my favorite celebrity.

Baby Luv, keep up the monkeyshines!