Life Rule #259: Don't Handle Jalapeno Peppers Then Rub Your Eye.

[Floogeldy]

You've been warned.

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[haydukelives]

1. Life Rule #260

Don't scratch anywere else

[NMMNG]

2. I already learned that one the hard way

x(

[Heidi]

3. You'll prolly wanna

wash your hands before you go pee, too. Just sayin'. :evilgrin:

[Wapsie B]

4. Damn.........beat me to it.

:rofl:

[AntiCoup2K4]

5. Worse than that, habaneros....

...And it wasn't my eye. :scared:

Worse yet, it was Thanksgiving and I had to act like nothing was wrong in a house with about 25 people present.

[KitchenWitch]

6. Do not allow someone to use Tiger Balm on your sore back

and then get frisky with you...

Tiger Balm + Nether regions = HOT BLINDING PAIN.

[GrpCaptMandrake]

7. Corrollary

Do not assume that one soap and water wash will get the job done, especially if you've been handling peppers en masse.

I made that mistake and wound up flailing and howling like a fundie with a righteous "holy ghost" on.

Stuff will even make your *toenails* hurt.

[Heidi]

10. Best. Metaphor. All. Day.

"Flailing and howling like a fundie with a righteous 'holy ghost' on." :spray: :rofl: Oh, Lawdy!!!!!!!! :rofl: :spray:

[GrpCaptMandrake]

11. Glad you liked the simile

I'm honored. :bounce: And I *hated* the reality.

On edit: shame on me, an inattentive sluggard.

[liberaltrucker]

8. Well, Duh!

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[LostInAnomie]

9. Noboby tells me what to do!

AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! IT BUUUURRRRNNNSSS!!!

Why didn't someone warn me!?

[radwriter0555]

12. Yeah, I took out my contact lens after making 12 alarm salsa. WHOOPS.

I had to take the lenses to the doc to get decontaminated.