Just to show diversity I've talked to a tall girl a few times this month..

[Wetzelbill]

Just to let you all know that I am not an elitist short girl lover. Much like Dubya taking his photo-ops with black children in NOLA, I am now grandstanding so you tall women - tall people in general - will know that I really do like you all too. Sure, you may not be short, but I will not hold that against any of you. And, sure this girl may be tall, and I of course will not hold that against her either. I would prefer to hold her against me, actually, but that's another story altogether.

So yes, I do believe that Hobbits and Humans can get along. Just the same as I believe in America. See -blatant rip off coming up - I have a dream. A dream where tall people and short people can live as one. Where her and I can be hand and hand, not as one tall gorgeous woman and one short, chubby, funny washed up former athlete. I don't want people to look at us and see our height difference. We could be much more than that. I want people to look at us and think "Damn, that guy really must be great in bed to have a woman that hot!" I don't want people to stare at us as she reaches the top shelf in Blockbuster for me. I want them to stare at us and think that I am much smoother than I really am.

Yes, I have a dream.

And, quite possibly some kind of mental disorder, as you can tell by my even writing this.

But really, I freely admit that I love short women. However, I do have to give all the rest of you your props too. :)

[KitchenWitch]

1. The advantages to dating tall women are that "the girls" are at eye level

Just sayin'

:evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Why, Whatever could you possibly mean, my dear KW?

*innocent look*: O8)




Bwahahaha.......:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

3. Uhhh, I dunno Peggy!

:evilgrin:

[Wetzelbill]

4. Oh as if I am that shallow, KW

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

5. Slow dancing is a real treat!

:evilgrin:

[Wetzelbill]

6. Do you know..

that a certain segment of society wants to do bad things to short people? I bring out some of the oddest ducks when I go to a club.

One time, a husband and wife tried to take me home. I am such a hick it took me about an hour of her trying to pick me up and him coming by to flirt around before I realized what was going on.

And, it always seems to be the tall ones too. :)

Yes, I have slow danced a few times with some of you nonvertically challenged women. My young adolescent hormone fueled mind could barely contain my glee. :)