I want to annihilate the Microsoft Assistant

[KitchenWitch]

I had a search window open, and while it was searching, I was doing other stuff.

I kept hearing this "kiss" sound every couple of minutes and could not figure out what it was...

It was the bleepin blargen Microsoft Assistant!

:grr:

[RevCheesehead]

1. Is that the little paperclip?

He's an annoying little fuck.

[KitchenWitch]

2. yes

nasty thing that...

[RevCheesehead]

3. And he was coming on to you?

Tell him you're a married woman and piss off.

[hfojvt]

14. He is? He usually falls asleep on me.

I hit "animate" on him every so often or move him from one side of the screen to the other. I have never used Word when I had sound though. I probably would disable his voice. I had a heck of a time wrestling with word, until I turned off all of the automatic "corrections". Which may be why I never get an interview - because my resume does not look right.
I use outlook express for all of my word processing anyway.

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. That's not a paper clip

It's an IUD.

:freak:

[KitchenWitch]

16. You are one sick puppy!

I love that in a person!

:evilgrin:

[Wapsie B]

4. You can change him you know.

The paper clip assistant is annoying as hell.

[KitchenWitch]

5. I know...

I just do not want to mess with my settings right now...I am starting to feel the effects of my pain pill.

[Wapsie B]

6. Pain pill?

Too bad you're hurting but I bet the pain med will take you on a nice little ride. ;-)

[KitchenWitch]

7. Yeah, the weather system has my joints in an uproar

but I don't care any more... the pill has me in a happy place.

[Wapsie B]

8. I bet it has.

I don't expect you'll be remaining on earth too much longer.

[KitchenWitch]

9. I - I - I Have become

comfortably numb.

[Wapsie B]

10. Good!

You feel no pain. That's the nice things about meds. Sometimes they make you forget everything.

[Wapsie B]

11. Good!

You feel no pain. That's the nice things about meds. Sometimes they make you forget everything.

[KitchenWitch]

12. And I am seeing double too

:rofl:

[Wapsie B]

13. Yeah me too.

Funny how that works.

:rofl:

[Awsi Dooger]

17. He should be slaughtered

At least in the Mac versions. I don't need to see that punk. He always shows up when I'm trying to write some new weird macro on Excel. I know I'm screwing up it's not like he has to tell me.