I have an inexplicable urge to shit on the windshields of Hummers.

[KitchenWitch]

carry on, nothing to see here.

[Dave Reynolds]

1. Oh no,

bird flu, gashog variant.

Holy smokes, young lady, it's been nice knowing you.

[Err]

2. ...

:wtf:

[KitchenWitch]

3. >

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4301063

[Err]

5. Ahhhh.

I see...

[flvegan]

4. You're going about this all wrong.

First, gain access to said Hummer. When inside, shit in the glovebox, and close same. Windshields have that whole wiper/washer thing which is easy to clean.

However, you shouldn't do any of this. The FBI has a very special word for folks that do anything to a Hummer...

[Deja Q]

6. Did you see that little "news" segment on FAUX9 news tonight?

It was a recap of Friday's article, I think...

More or less biased, but at least they did us all the honor of saying how little MPG they get (and then went on to say how all sorts of trucks and SUVs "don't get much better" mileage, as to justify the article's otherwise overt bias and disdain toward Hummer-haters. After all, FOX9 is located in Eden prairie; land of insurance salesman and drug dealers.)

[KitchenWitch]

10. I deliberately try not to watch local news during sweeps months

Yellow sensationalist bullshit.

[sendero]

7. Give me..

.... Birds of Paradise for $500

[haydukelives]

8. Me too

I hate those things

[LeftyMom]

9. I think pinning the owners down

and taking a squat may prove more satisfying. :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

14. LOL

I like the way you think. :evilgrin:

[LostInAnomie]

11. Make sure they've come to a complete stop before you do.

It could be dangerous if they haven't.

[NMMNG]

12. You go girl!!!

Please post pics! :rofl:

[obxhead]

13. I knew this was coming.....

I just knew it. :)

[Zomby Woof]

15. I do it all the time

It's worth it.

[WCGreen]

16. Scat, Scat, Scat....

This is an evil evil thread.....

[NMMNG]

17. There is nothing evil about wanting to defile Hummers

Doing it might be evil, but wanting to isn't. :evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

18. I still can't get over the fact that...

People will proudly drive around in a vehicle named after a blow job....

[KitchenWitch]

19. I always thought that was kind of ironic as well..

[AntiCoup2K4]

20. Well, if you consider the "compensation" theory of SUV drivers.....

....It could be that's the only "Hummer" they have a chance of getting :shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

21. Hard to give a hummer

to one with a microscopic dick...

Just sayin'

[liberaltrucker]

25. All those steriods gave Ahnald one

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

22. I think people would drive a vehicle named "The Turd"

If it was monstrous enough to make them forget they had a small dick. :eyes:

[In_The_Wind]

28. I think they insulted ...

blow jobs everywhere with that big beast ...

[liberaltrucker]

23. Doing it isn't evil

I might just need a laxative:evilgrin:

[MarsThe Cat]

26. doing it can bring felony charges.

i have a friend who has a hummer- he uses it in his medical supply business.
He was making a delivery to Northwestern hospital in chicago...he came out to find a vandal spray-painting some type of eco-silliness on his vehicle.
I should have also mentioned that my friend's other job is as a sheriff's deputy, and that he uses the hummer in that job as well.
and vandalising a law enforcement vehicle(marked or otherwise) is a felonious activity.

i LOVE it when chicken-shit vandals get what they deserve.

[liberaltrucker]

31. Who said anything about painting?

Yes, that's vandalism. Can't be cleaned easily. But taking a healthy one on the vehicle is. BIG difference. Eco-silliness????? Gimme a break:grr:

[LostInAnomie]

24. Hey! Someone just shit on the windshield of my Hummer!

KitchenWitch! :mad:

[Wetzelbill]

27. jeezus, Limbaugh, take it easy on the happy pills

:)

[Hardrada]

29. You shit on the windshield

I'll pee in the gas tank. (Might improve the mileage with my "additive"). I really started to loathe Hummers the summer of 2001 when they seemed to be bigger and bigger and lunky glaring people were driving them.

[billyskank]

30. You turned yourself into a bird again

Turn the wand around and try again. :)

[hickman1937]

32. I'm guessing that you didn't get your flu shot. n/t