CAPTION-W's newest campaign fundraising scheme

[underpants]

Korean War Memorial

[GOPisEvil]

1. I guess I'll toss a penny into the fountain and make a wish....

[sidwill]

2. Bush thinks.....

Whats that first word?

[underpants]

5. Boy I sure noone asks me who the Prime Minister of this 'Freedom' place is

Naw they kept the press far enough away and they are chickens**ts anyway.

[underpants]

3. Wow look at all this free money I found

I'll come back later in my Navy Seal costume.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Didn't I pee in this after one of Newt's cocaine parties?

Looks familiar, anyway. Maybe I passed out here once? Did the secret service fish me out of here after a white house bender? Why is this so familiar? Ah, just veteran memorial. Doesn't matter. Screw it, I need a beer. Damn veterans, always wanting "healthcare" and stuff.

[bushisanidiot]

6. "Alright Dammit, Karl I'll put my feet together for this one"

but this is stupid! I feel like a queer or somethin'!

Hey, my lifts aren't as noticeable this way.. Good goin' Karl Boy.

[cosmicdot]

7. W is *thinking*: Huh, freedom is not free ... sure wish I said that ...

... maybe I'll use it in my standard fund-raising script ... and, then, pass the hat for loose change over and beyond the checks and credit card donations ... oh, how we love the smell of bank checks and plastic ... hey, or we can set up a fake fountain in the hotel lobby, and make people think they're actually making a wish ... why not ... they fell for that have your kids send a buck to the White House for Afghan kids ... weekend money for the twins ... made for great pizza money, too, and restaurants on the run tips ... welp, enough of this ... done "Korea" ... see we have a plan for North Korea ... wonder what armistice means anyway and if it includes long-term profits ... next stop, let's roll ...

[Not a robought]

8. The emperor has a random thought

come through his mind like so many other that cannot be retained:

"heheh, tax cuts aren't free either but look what I got away with, heh"

[skip fox]

9. W. is "thinking": "Wow! This gives me a great new neo-con idea!

Since freedom is not free, we could privatize it! We could sell Americans different amounts of
freedom according to how much they can pay. Poor people won't be able to leave their houses,
except to work (we could use ankle bracelets!) and that would be great cause we wouldn't have
to look at them or sit with them in planes and stuff, and they wouldn't be clogging up the streets
getting to the mall. We'd only have to see them landscaping and working in convenience stores
and stuff. And one the other end, rich people could do everything they wanted, like kill
people they wanted or break into stores and eat all the candy or Slim Jims. But we'd really
charge for that, you bet! And then there'd be a lot more money for another war! Wow. Am I
thinking or what??"

[SoCalDem]

10. I see through it.. others will too

[maxanne]

11. oh boy

I better try to look serious. If I screw this up Karl's gonna be mad at me. Maybe I can work up a few tears..

[skip fox]

12. Captions with entwined flowers

Sweet adorned our daylight hours,
Scented all our path to evening
And beyond, where night stands hymning
The darkened land, then their soft cousins,
Nocturnal captions, doe softly blossom.

:kick:

[Bossy Monkey]

13. Dig the pointy sidewalk!

[myomy]

14. I’m not about to walk this plank. Just leave me alone, Democrats.

(Don’t we wish the Demos would go after him?)