your favorite phrase from among those listed

[bertha katzenengel]

[skygazer]

1. I've always been rather partial to

He doesn't know whether to shit or go blind.

Always wondered why those were the only two choices.

Oh, and "crazier than a shithouse rat" has been a personal favorite as well.

[bertha katzenengel]

2. ALL BESHIT AND FORTY MILES FROM WATER

dammit! i forgot one!

[Devra]

3. hear's mine it's a toast

Here's to you as good as you are
And here's to me as bad as I am
But as good as you are
And as bad as I am
I am as good as you are, as bad as I am.

[Lilith Velkor]

4. Busier than a one-armed paper hanger with the crabs.

No time to vote!

[Taxloss]

5. "I hear a lot of sizzle, but I don't see a sausage."

I believe that was one of LBJ's.

[bertha katzenengel]

7. that's a good one - leave it to LBJ...

:rofl:

[joeybee12]

6. "There you go again! Mistaking me for someone who gives a damn!"

Or any version of that!

[lpbk2713]

8. Other .... Think outside the box.

I'm joking, I'm joking. :evilgrin:


Actually, it's a good thing I don't have a weapon handy when I hear someone say that.

[bertha katzenengel]

10. "at the end of the day" or "we've turned the corner" -- equally

murderous-rage-inspiring

[Callalily]

9. I have nothing to

declare but my genius.

[progmom]

11. Oscar Wilde!

:hi:

[Callalily]

13. Yup, thanks

Progmom. Sorry that I missed your show last weekend, but I'll try to catch it this weekend. Ohhhh, heard some awesome jazz this weekend!!!

[peekaloo]

12. wish in one hand and sh*t in the other and see which gets filled first.

[rbnyc]

14. I always said I wanted to be somebody when I grew up...

...I should have been more specific.

[MarianJack]

15. Another!

"He's about as sharp as a bag of hammers!"