borat

[datasuspect]

"I in make-up preparation. I the number two television journalist in Kazakhstan. My other professions: ice maker and gypsy catcher. High five! You will not escape, Borat will get you. Call Kazakhstan-2417 for guarantee removal.

It is no surprise that I have been select to host this year's MTV Europe Music Awards, which will be locate in Portugal. I apologize that I absent for make this announcement today, but I have a visa delay, due to sex-crime misunderstanding.

Since it was launched one year ago, MTV is still my country's number one soft-porno channel. I very much enjoy make hand relief to the singing prostitutes. Nice!

I look forward to meeting big a stars in popular music. Terence Trent D'Arby, C&C Music Manufacturing Plant, and also, world's most beautiful woman: Liza Minelli. Wow Wow Wee Waa! I would very much like to make romance inside her.

Since I have been give this job, I have also receive a letter from a lady called Victoria Beckhams. I do not know who you are, but if you are watching this, then my answer is yes, you may appear on the show in return for fellatio.

Thank you, and I see you in lesbian. I like you!
Jendobrie!"

[Beetwasher]

1. When's The New Ali G Season?

Funniest shit on TV.

[dolo amber]

2. "I would very much like to make romance inside her."

:rofl:

Borat rules. :D

[datasuspect]

4. high five!

[redqueen]

3. I very much enjoy make hand relief to the singing prostitutes.

:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

5. Oh Borat...

with the Repuke candidate, doing door to door glad handing: "He will crush you...like Stalin!"

:rofl:

[ragin_acadian]

6. "would you like see picture of my sister"

"she like you very much"

:rofl:

[jane_pippin]

7. Like english "Barry!" Hi-Five!

Oh Borat, how I love you.

[redqueen]

8. Awww... spoilsports!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051114/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_kazakhstan_borat

Kazakhstan threatens "Borat" with court
Mon Nov 14, 9:13 AM ET

ASTANA (Reuters) - Kazakhstan's Foreign Ministry threatened legal action on Monday against comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, who wins laughs by portraying the central Asian state as a country populated by drunks who enjoy cow-punching as a sport.

Baron Cohen, who portrays a spoof Kazakh television presenter Borat in his "Da Ali G Show", has won fame ridiculing Kazakhstan, the world's ninth largest country yet still little known to many in the West.

Baron Cohen appears to have drawn official Kazakh ire after he hosted the annual MTV Europe Music Awards show in Lisbon earlier this month as Borat, who arrived in an Air Kazakh propeller plane controlled by a one-eyed pilot clutching a vodka bottle.

"We do not rule out that Mr. Cohen is serving someone's political order designed to present Kazakhstan and its people in a derogatory way," Kazakh Foreign Ministry spokesman Yerzhan Ashykbayev told a news briefing.

(more)

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. Wow... in his country, there is problem.

:D

[redqueen]

10. Well hidy ho there!

Don't see you much around these parts anymore.
:hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. I was thrown down a well.

:(

And now I'm... shhh... working.

[Loonman]

15. country populated by drunks who enjoy cow-punching as a sport

Okay, prove you're not, Yerzhan.

[anarch]

12. the best thing was when Borat sang the national anthem at that rodeo...

and made that stirring speech in support of our War on Terror:

here's the article, just in case anyone missed it: http://www.roanoke.com/news/roanoke/wb/xp-16655

"I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards," he said, according to Brett Sharp of Star Country WSLC, who was also on stage that night as a media sponsor of the rodeo.

An uneasy murmur ran through the crowd.

"And may George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq," he continued, according to Robynn Jaymes, who co-hosts a morning radio show with Sharp and was also among the stunned observers.

[Cooley Hurd]

13. Or, when he sang the racist song at the C&W bar...

...and had most of the crowd gleefully singing along with him.
Watch it here -> http://www.campchaos.com/show.php?iID=866





"In my country there is problem"

Verse 1
In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It take very very long,
Because Kazakhstan is big.

Chorus 1
Throw transport down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
We must make travel easy (repeat line)
Then we’ll have a big party (repeat line)

Verse 2
In my country there is problem
And that problem is the Jew
They take everybody money
And they never give it back

Chorus 2
Throw the jew down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
You must grab him by his horns (repeat line)
Then we have a big party (repeat line)

Verse 3
If you see the Jew coming
You must be carefull of his teeth
You must grab him by his money
And I tell you what to do

(Repeat Chorus 2 twice)

:rofl:

[Loonman]

14. "My sister is best at sex in the mouth"

She is very famous in Kazakhstan.