How Many Bush Cronies Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

[JPZenger]

I copied this over from www.dailykos.com

How Many Bush Cronies Does It Take To Change Light Bulb?

One to deny the light bulb is burned out.

One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb
is indeed burned out.

One to blame Bill Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

One to give a million dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton to replace the light bulb.

Ten to stage a photo-op of Bush standing on a ladder pretending to change the light bulb.

One to blame the light burning out on those who hate our freedom.

One to remind us how the light bulb relates to 9/11.

One to propose a set of massive tax reductions to encourage the production of new light bulbs.

One to explain that drilling in ANWR and reducing the regulatory burden on energy companies is necessary to provide power to any light bulbs.

One to pay off a journalist to write articles supporting the Bush administrations stance vis a vis light bulb change.


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[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. ...

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[DS1]

2. One to stand around and make sure everyone's sleeves are rolled up