press your hand to your monitor and I'll read your palm

flowomo

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Mon Nov-14-05 02:45 PM
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press your hand to your monitor and I'll read your palm

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LynneSin

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Mon Nov-14-05 02:45 PM
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1. Here you go!!

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flowomo

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Mon Nov-14-05 02:47 PM
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2. hmmmm.... you won't live long... unless..

you start washing your hands more often.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Nov-14-05 02:49 PM
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3. It's there...

Whatcha say?

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flowomo

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Mon Nov-14-05 02:51 PM
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5. you have a delicate soul, but a grave indifference...

to sensitive electronic equipment. You can't seem to keep your hands off things that shouldn't be touched. This could lead to blindness and difficulty in future relationships. Please deposit a quarter for more.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Nov-14-05 02:57 PM
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17. I'll pass on depositing the quarter

Wouldn't want to go blind... :D

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ScreamingMeemie

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Mon Nov-14-05 02:50 PM
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4. You just wanna see me ruin my monitor...I know your kind.

:mad:

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flowomo

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Mon Nov-14-05 02:52 PM
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8. hmmm.... you are high-spirited but....

unwilling to reach out for new relationships or tactile experiences. You think the worst of people, but are oh-so-tempted to do it anyway.

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Sanity Claws

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Mon Nov-14-05 02:51 PM
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6. I hope you can read it; my screen is a little dirty.

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flowomo

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Mon Nov-14-05 02:53 PM
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9. the lines of your hand are coming together to form words....

Edited on Mon Nov-14-05 02:57 PM by flowomo

they say: "There's one born every minute." Peace and blessings on your trusting soul.

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Sanity Claws

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Mon Nov-14-05 02:55 PM
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14. Ha, ha

Fooled you.
That wasn't really my palm. That was only a photo.

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flowomo

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Mon Nov-14-05 02:57 PM
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18. no, fooled you... that was somebody else's reading.

Edited on Mon Nov-14-05 03:16 PM by flowomo

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MrScorpio

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Mon Nov-14-05 02:51 PM
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7. Here we go

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flowomo

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Mon Nov-14-05 02:54 PM
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11. you make a strong impression on people....

but sometimes fall into a blue funk. Play more music. That'll help.

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MrScorpio

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Mon Nov-14-05 02:57 PM
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16. Make sure to listen today

In about an hour

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flowomo

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Mon Nov-14-05 02:59 PM
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19. you are also aggressive and a keen self-promoter...

but, hell, if you don't toot your own horn, who will!

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Cathyclysmic

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Mon Nov-14-05 02:53 PM
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10. ok....

:bounce:

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flowomo

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Mon Nov-14-05 02:55 PM
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13. all of the above and more....

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Lavender Brown

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Mon Nov-14-05 02:54 PM
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12. ok

i hope this isn't bad for the lcd screen.

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flowomo

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Mon Nov-14-05 02:57 PM
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15. ah, you are an "early adopter" who enjoys the latest toys....

but then you often ignore the instructions (like the ones that say: "Never touch an LCD screen with your whole hand), so they break right away. You have a future with Consumer Reports in the "How Easy is it to Wreck This?" department.

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Lavender Brown

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Mon Nov-14-05 02:59 PM
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20. so true... I do in fact break everything I touch

especially electronics

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flowomo

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Mon Nov-14-05 03:00 PM
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21. yessss!! the swami scores!

Edited on Mon Nov-14-05 03:01 PM by flowomo

that is really me!

http://www.cumberlink.com/articles/2003/08/07/editorial/rich_lewis/lewis01.txt

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