Random speculation: What is Matcom cooking for dinner?

[yvr girl]

I'm a little obsessed with food at the moment. The last solid food I had was on Wednesday (a banana - and that didn't work out so well.) I desperately want my taste buds to start watering.

I say he's making Chicken Cacciatore with Polenta.

[Blue-Jay]

1. Hamburger Helper and Funyuns.

Oh wait...That's what I'm having! :cry:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. He's probably going out.....I'll just bet he is.

That's what I'm doing anyhow.....after a concert, my husband and I and a bunch of our friends are going out to eat.....

How are you, my dear yvr girl?

Good to see you posting.......

[yvr girl]

4. That sounds fun

What kind of concert?

I'm OK - much better than a couple of days ago.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. I'm glad you're better!

Every month, a local group puts on a free chamber music concert at a local church.....

And we go to them. I love live music! It is a lot of fun......

Please eat something soon, OK?

[yvr girl]

14. I had a tin of chicken and rice soup today

I don't think that counts as 'solid.' But it does count as food.

[Lady Freedom]

3. I say he is roasting kittens!!

He talks about doing that. What if he really does?:scared:

[yvr girl]

6. It's DS1's influence

That guy is TROUBLE.

[DS1]

5. Songbird Au Gratin

[yvr girl]

8. Speak of the devil

I was just mentioning your name.

:*

















I've always been a sucker for you 'bad boys'

[SOteric]

7. Heath bars and scotch.

[yvr girl]

9. But how would he use his mixer?

Isn't that a requirement for EVERY meal?

:hi:

[SOteric]

10. Ah yes. An excellent point.

So, Heath bars and a frappé of scotch.

[yvr girl]

12. Scotch on the (crushed) rocks

Don't they sell those at Starbucks? yumm.

[DS1]

13. Or make the BEST ICE CREAM IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!

:booming voice:

Some mint chocolate chip base, extra Heath Bar, and Scotch!

I'm a fucking genius!

[yvr girl]

15. What's in a Heath Bar

I always pictured them as plywood covered in chocolaty coating. I don't think we have them in Canada. Please enlighten me.

[DS1]

16. A crispy toffee, I believe

http://www.rateitall.com/i-14007-heath-bar.aspx

[yvr girl]

19. Mint and toffee? Are you crazy?

:puke: But the Heath bar sounds good. Can I suggest a coffee ice cream base?

[DS1]

20. fine

i thought it was caramel, had to look it up

[billyskank]

17. You ok, yvr girl?

A banana on wednesday does not sound to me like a proper diet.

*concerned*

[yvr girl]

22. I'll tell you something really gross

Remember, I warned you.











My horrible confession below:





The banana didn't 'stay down.' Luckily, I had an empty bowl handy, because there's now way I would have made it to the bathroom. I just covered it with a magazine. Yuck, I know. I spend the next 3 days pretty much exclusively in my bedroom or bathroom. Today is the first day I could even think of dealing with the 'bowl' :scared: but I'm afraid. I get queasy just thinking about it. I don't want to get sick anymore.

You are a priest, right?

[billyskank]

23. If it's absolution you're wanting

I'm afraid I don't deal in absolutes. ;)

I'm really sorry to hear that you're sick though. I hope you get better real soon. :hug:

(Just throw the whole bowl away). ;)

[yvr girl]

24. Can you do it for me?

My garbage and sink are right beside each other - it's actually approaching and picking up the thing that puts me off. Can we stop talking about this now. Puppies and Kittens. Puppies and Kittens. Puppies and Kittens.

[billyskank]

25. ...

[yvr girl]

26. Those are TOO cute

Thanks.

[matcom]

18. French Bread Pizzas Tonight. Sorry to dissapoint

:D

Mrs Matcom is working (software upgrade)

but.....

rack of Lamb tomorrow with a Port Wine Glaze

that ok? :D

[yvr girl]

21. It still trumps my tin of soup....but

Rack of Lamb on a Monday? That's it. I'm getting on a plane. Prepare to be kidnapped.

[GOPisEvil]

27. F-f-f-f-f-rozen pizza?

Or are you at least putting your own toppings on french bread?

:scared:

[yvr girl]

28. It's always sad when our idols fall

isn't it?

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

29. I expected him to bake his own french baguette from scratch...

...at the very least.

Oh, how the mighty have falled.

:hi:

[yvr girl]

30. I think he's using Ragu

for the sauce too. :scared:

[GOPisEvil]

31. Aaaaaiiiiigggghhhhhhh! Nooooooooooo!!!!!

:scared:

[yvr girl]

32. and topping it with

weiners and CANNED cheese.

[GOPisEvil]

33. Oh, that's just wrong.

Canned cheese makes baby Jesus cry.

[yvr girl]

34. Why do you think Mrs. Matcom is 'at work'

She went out for real food. This might be your chance to make your move.

[GOPisEvil]

35. I have real food in my house.

I've even been on a cooking binge lately. If you talkk to her, tell her to bring her sister. :D

[yvr girl]

36. If she's in Texas

It will make it much easier for me to kidnap Matcom. I'm sure all he needs is a :spank: and he'll be back to normal.

[Mrs.Matcom]

37. Sorry Kids...

I really was at work all of this long three day weekend. And he really did have Stouffer's french bread pizzas. I can tell by the baking sheet that is sitting in the sink, that he did add extra cheese. But that goes with out saying! Now he is passed out on the couch, snockered! NICE! I put in close to thirty eight hours in three days, and come home to his drunk ass!! :grr:

Oh well that is life on the wild side! :hi:

[yvr girl]

38. Only his ass is drunk?

How does he do that?

Sounds like a rough weekend. :hug: