My mind is in the gutter tonight

[KitchenWitch]

Anyone else?

:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

1. Yo.

:hi:

[Err]

2. Isn't it in the gutter EVERY night?

;)

:evilgrin:

But yeah, mine always is.

[KitchenWitch]

4. why, yes sir!

[LeftyMom]

3. Always

:hi:

[WCGreen]

5. I have to look up...

To get into your Gutter.....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

22. Good grief.......

You are a dangerous, sexy man....you need: :spank:

[Wapsie B]

6. Mine never leaves it.

:evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

7. Now there's a surprise

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. Mine is TONIGHT! But not every night.......too bad!

I wouldn't mind if it were there every night.......

You know what I'm talking about.....don't you? How I wish......

:rofl: :blush:

[KitchenWitch]

10. lol

:rofl:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

9. The golden girls will do that to you

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

12. I love that show!

When it was on, I did not quite appreciated it, but now that I am a woman of a "certain age"...it was hilarious, and quite racy!

:rofl:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

16. are you watching the lifetime 20th anniversary special?

I actually love the golden girls and watch at least 1 episode a day :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

18. I was watching it earlier

I am now watching basketball...

My favorite character was Dorothy...I can relate to a big, tall, outspoken woman.

[tallahasseedem]

11. Maybe this could help...

[KitchenWitch]

14. It needs to be industrial strength, I am afraid!

:evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

35. My gutter has been

overflowing lately. I took a hoe and knocked some of the leaves out, but I am afraid that will not do...

[Lavender Brown]

13. I wish

:evilfrown:

[Jamastiene]

15. My mind is always in the gutter, so tonight is no different.

Yup, mine is too. I especially have been enjoying your cupcakes tonight. :evilgrin:

[tallahasseedem]

17. Mmmmm....

cupcakes!

[Jamastiene]

19. Delicious. Oh, and they got pretty flowers on top. I think

I'll eat the flowers first. :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

20. Good choice...the flower is the best part

:evilgrin:

[liberaltrucker]

21. Ya think???

I was looking forward to chocolate cupcakes. And what do I get? A thinly veiled tit reference:sarcasm: Actually, so's mine:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

24. ...

:pals: :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

23. Not mine. I am much too refined a woman to allow my mind

to be in the gutter.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

25. >>>

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[liberaltrucker]

29. Thank you, maam

May I have some more???

[KitchenWitch]

30. sure!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[liberaltrucker]

45. Thanks

After the week I had, I needed that!:evilgrin:

[Wapsie B]

32. ...........

:popcorn:

[SeattleGirl]

52. Bad bwa!!!

For that, you get this! :spank:

[WCGreen]

27. Oh, yea.....

That's why we love ya....

[SeattleGirl]

31. This refined woman has a little something for you:

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[WCGreen]

33. Sir Spank a lot....

Meets his doom.....

[SeattleGirl]

53. You better believe it, baby!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :evilgrin:

[undeterred]

26. Fall leaves and rainwater in my gutter

tonight anyway O8)

[dpbrown]

28. Welcome to my world view!

:evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

34. Yup. I want this: Not the woman, the "outfit."

Fun fun fun!!!
http://store1.yimg.com/I/mydivascloset_1869_87231383

[KitchenWitch]

36. That is a great ensemble

You would probably look better in it than the model does.

[LaraMN]

37. Ha Ha! I doubt she's popped out any kids!

You're never quite the same once you have, eh?

[KitchenWitch]

39. Yeah, no kidding...

Not that I had a flat tummy before...

[RevCheesehead]

38. Ha! Is that liturgical wear?

Picturing myself starting church wearing that! :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

40. Ah, YOU are the pastor of the Church of Divine Pleasure!

:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

41. Can I put that on my business cards?

Sorta gives multiple meanings to "spreading the Good News," don't it? :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

42. Absolutely!

I am sure you would have no lack of loyal members!

:evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

43. Oh, that would be worth going to church for!

:applause:

Do you give seconds on the holy wine, too?

[RevCheesehead]

44. Well, we have the Holy Grape Juice.

And you can finish the rest after everyone has firsts.

[LaraMN]

46. Great. You know when you get to the bottom, it's all just backwash.

barf.

[RevCheesehead]

47. Oh, no. We use the tiny shot-glasses.

Just a teeny taste of blood.

[LaraMN]

48. Huh. Well some of us could use a transfusion.

She says I can borrow her glass:

[RevCheesehead]

49. Jeebus - that's a lotta blood!

Sure would make church more fun.

[hfojvt]

50. crank up the Europe

"What's a man to do when he's bein' acused
I hear you talkin' it's real bad news
nothin' happened with that girl last night
so baby won't you tell me why
You got your mind in the gutter
You got your mind in the gutter
You're jumpin' to conclusions and it's plain to see
You got your mind in the gutter Don't blame me
You say I'm foolin' 'round playin' the field
baby let me tell you it's no big deal
no I ain't gettin' a little on the side
but I feel like a prisoner with both hands tied
You say you found a number On a matchbook in my coat
and lipstick smeared on my shirt
I hate to disappoint you and it scares me to death
that if your shovel ain't full you just keep diggin' up some dirt
You've pushed me into a corner You've got my back to the wall
I stand accused of bein' lome kind of liar
Hey I wouldn't those you down if you were on fire
You got your mind in the gutter
You got your mind in the gutter
Baby I keep those women Far away from my skin
but since your mind's in the gutter man I just can't win
I too her aside to give her my point of view
what you tryin' to pull babe it just ain't true
There should be a warnin' up above your cage
sayin' don't feed the lion she's in a state of rage
How can I prove That I've done nothin' wrong
you know in your heart that you're all that I want
you're all fired up just a little too tight
now babe what can I tell you you just ain't right
Ain't got a bad reputation So why you tearin' it down
don't know what happened but your mind's gone south
no I can't believe what comes out of your mouth
You got your mind in the gutter
You got your mind in the gutter
I know what you're sayin' but it just ain't true
you've got your mind in the gutter baby shame on you
You say I'm foolin' 'round playin' the field
baby let me tell you it's not big deal
no I ain't gettin' a little on the side
Baby what can I tell you you just ain't right"

[obxhead]

51. ummm... never mind. Why get this locked now.

It seems like such a popular thread.