The Office Candidate-Joke Thread --Feel Free To Add Yours!!
THUNDER HANDS
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Wed Nov-19-03 11:00 AM
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The Office Candidate-Joke Thread --Feel Free To Add Yours!!
1. How many Howard Dean supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?(a): None - they already have the power! 2. How many John Kerry supporters does it take to screw in a lighbulb?(a): 20 - One to screw it in and 19 to stand around waiting for a spark. 3. How many Wesley Clark supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?(a): 11 - One to screw it in, five to criticize the direction of the bulb and five to go ask Clinton for help. 4. How many John Edwards supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?(a): None - John Edwards supporters don't have electricity, silly. 5. How many Joe Lieberman supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?(a): Joe Lieberman doesn't have any supporters. :D So think of some of your own and post them. Lets have a laugh at everyone.
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Wed Nov-19-03 11:20 AM
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1. Okay...how many Dennis Kucinich supporters does it take....
Edited on Wed Nov-19-03 11:21 AM by Magic Rat
Answer: 201. One to screw it in and 200 to bitch about why it's not a solar powered lightbulb. :D C'mon - doesn't anyone have anything?
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Wed Nov-19-03 11:21 AM
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2. Q: How many Bush supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Zero. They would rather try to screw Bill Clinton instead, and remain in the dark while doing so...
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Wed Nov-19-03 11:24 AM
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Thanks for cheering me up. I've been on GD again.
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