Is Dr. House sexy?

[Catch22Dem]

Mom and sis say DEFINITELY, wife says no way. I love his smart-assed brilliance.

[Lex]

1. Either way, make sure you catch him in "Jeeves & Wooster" from BBC.

It's hysterically funny.

[DS1]

2. Allow me to drag out my customized "House" script

Customized to Rabrrrrrr, because he was missing it due to some sort of playoffs.

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some doctor: "This man came in having violent convulsions, saying he
hated America, and rambling about bashing in skulls with baseball bats
when he wasn't speaking in tongues. Also reporting of paranoid
nightmares."

man: "fuck you doc! fuck you and fuck everything"

House: *dirty look at some passerby*, hobbles over to coffee machine
"obviously some idiot doctor screwed up, it's always our fault"

doctor: "But House, you haven't even diagnosed him yet"

House: "No, and I'm not going to" * grimace, evil glare, hobble
stagger hobble "That's what rookie scum like you are for"

doctor: "But I just gave you my diagnosis"

House: *deep, heavy, evil sigh* *splashes hot coffee in doctor's face*
"No, you simply parroted what the EMTs told you over the radio, now
get back in there and come up with some ideas I already know I'm going
to tell you are all so incredibly wrong and that you should be
stripped of your AMA credentials" *pause* *dirty look* *stagger*
"Hurry up before I find a reason to remove the other half of your
brain"

doctor: "Yes, okay, just after I tend to my facial burns"

House: "YOU'LL DO NOTHING OF THE SORT"

doctor: "House, that coffee was over the pre-arranged 108 degrees, I
have second degree burns on what feels like over 80% of my face, it
HURTS, man!"

House: "The only hurt going on in here is my putting up with you, this
hospital, this American Medical Association, and this laughable idea
of a staff I have to work with"

patient - from other room " AND FUCK SPEILBERG, TOO!"

House: "Hmmm, he's got a point, I always wished E.T. would have caught
terminal acute emobollistic hedantism fluminal repose."

patient: *in a moment of clarity* "Yes, while terminal acute
emobollistic hedantism fluminal repose is arguably a nasty way to go,
it's also the only fitting end for the person who wrote the screenplay
for Jurassic Park III"

House: "hmmm, agreed. Hey, I've got two tickets to the playoffs,
wanna come?"

patient: "Okay, but you've just GOT to teach me that evil look you
give everyone, I want the method-actor's approach"

House: "Great, now go fill my coffee, I just might change my mind
about you in the middle of the 4th inning"

The end.

[Elidor]

6. pwn3d

deliciously cynical, and easily better than any teevee offering. Watch out or you'll end up as a staff writer on a sitcom.

[Mojambo]

3. Way HOT.

I'm a heterosexual, but that t-shirt look was really working tonight.

[NMMNG]

4. He's pretty hot, for a guy

[DanCa]

5. Greg House scares the hell out of me.

And no I don't find him that sexy. I wish he'd make Dr. Chase chew on a marker though.