$340 Million Powerball Winners On CNN Right Now

[matcom]

after she blessed the lord and said HE would guide them with this $$, her hubby told us that he already bought a Yellow Hummer and its parked in their driveway

:eyes:

[Mutley]

1. Meh

Did they already have money? I've noticed that lately the people who win the really huge jackpots already had plenty of money before they won.

[maveric]

2. Oh Gawd! Why do wingnut fundies have to win these big pots?

His church will probably get $34,000,000.00 for tithe.
Sigh!

[Az]

3. So apparently god works in stupid ways

What Would Jesus Drive? Apparently he went with the yellow hummer.

[mattomjoe]

4. Whenever I see or hear about fundies like this

I'm reminded of the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade -- these people would be absolutely fucked if they had to pick out the right cup.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. ROTFL! That's perfect!!

I am going to steal that line and use it in my own conversations.

[underpants]

5. Somewhere right now someone is preparing to "Take one" from a yellow

Hummer.

Did they give the tag numbers? :eyes:

[QuettaKid]

7. Is this the guy who was/is

a landscaper...? Said he was gonna keep his job?

[underpants]

8. Yes

and thanks for making me laugh out of my nose thus making a snot bubble. Yeah this is the same guy.

[Initech]

6. Fundies buying a Hummer... what else is new?

The Hummer is quite a popular car with the fundies here in Cali...

[maveric]

10. I had one tell me that Jesus would probably drive a Hummer.

Her pastors told her so at church.

[Fox Mulder]

9. I got a hummer for free...

...

:P :smoke:

[GOPisEvil]

12. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Thank you for my biggest laugh of the day.

[Reciprocity]

13. Strange all the fundies here consider gambling a serious SIN.

No fun, of no kind allowed.

[Deja Q]

14. This is America - aka Status Symbol land.

To love things is one thing... but a ridiculously big house and underpowered poorly built overpriced rust bucket is quite another!

[DiverDave]

15. Damnit, I was hoping someone "normal" won it.

I know the town they come from, it is in serious trouble, lots of poor folks.
I BET any amount they wont help ANYBODY.
They will say what all the repukes say "I worked for mine"

There is no god, if this is what he does.