The "dissing another nationality over something silly" thread

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

Those stupid Germans.

They write a queer "B" and say it's an "S".

(Your turn)

[Gormy Cuss]

1. What is it with those Israelis?

They write everything backwards.

[XNASA]

2. The Polish

Hording all the beautiful women for themselves.

[LaraMN]

21. and occupying Hillshire Farm in order to produce their accursed sausage!

Poland out of Hillshire Farm!

[XNASA]

30. But, I rather like the sausage.

It the duck's blood soup they can keep!

[Aristus]

3. And those silly Brits!;

We drive on the RIGHT side of the road, and they drive on the WRONG side! B-) :D

[Deep13]

4. France surrenders.

[Az]

5. Wussy Irish

If you are going to put your men in skirts then spice it up with a bit more color like the Scots do.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. Damn Japanese must have eyeball envy or something

I mean, look at the TOONS they make ffs!

[Texasgal]

6. Those darn CANADIANS!

They sent us Celine Dion fer CHRIST SAKES!!! :P

[asthmaticeog]

10. Not to mention, "About" is pronouned "a-BOWT."

Not "a-BOOT." Not "a-BOAT." Learn English, you stupid 'nucks! :patriot:

[HEyHEY]

22. Hey shitheel we say "Abowt" you guys say "Abawt"

[GirlinContempt]

25. shitheel

my hero

[asthmaticeog]

35. Yes, some do say "abawt" down here. Folks in Maine just say "Bot."

:hi:

[GirlinContempt]

24. smilie

:P Thats all I gotta say.
Smilie.

[EstimatedProphet]

26. Plus they think they invented the phone!

[HEyHEY]

28. That's cause we did

[EstimatedProphet]

43. See! Proof!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. Stupid AMERICANS

I mean... Miles? Feet? Pounds? Gallons?

FAHRENHEIT???

Get OUT of the 18th century already, willya?

[usedtobesick]

9. 2 Things I can not stand....

1. People who are intolerant of other cultures
2. The Dutch... I hate the Dutch...

[DanCa]

11. Martians - allways stealling our space probes. :)

Then theres the whole thing with cows and crop circles. Cant stend them.

[qnr]

41. lol - stealing our probes... that always pissed me off too n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

12. Have you taken a good look at what the Chinese will EAT?

And they have the gall to say that MILK is gross. Yeah, right.

[MissHoneychurch]

13. you mean this beautiful letter?

ß ß ß ß ß ß ß ß ß

I love it :)

[kick-ass-bob]

14. I don't think that the people of Brazil can even count to

a brazillion.

:crazy:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

15. Can YOU?

:popcorn:

[kick-ass-bob]

16. SURE! 1...2...3...4...5...

brazillion!

[LostinVA]

18. heheehehhehehe

[Deep13]

17. You must be as drunk as the whole Irish nation.

:toast:

[bunkerbuster1]

19. The Swiss. They never catch any grief.

They're so fucking neutral I could just not notice.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

20. Better be fucking neutral than the other way around. (nt)

[HEyHEY]

23. It's time! It's time! It's time to hate the Swiss!

Got a problem with that, Belgum?


Old Kids in the Hall sketch

[bunkerbuster1]

33. Reminds me of a Python sketch

that got some yuks out of finding "a derogatory term for the Belgians."

http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/prejudic.htm

the winner was undoubtedly from Mrs No-Supper-For-You from Norwood in Lancashire ...

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards.

(placard; roar of applause)

[GirlinContempt]

27. Ukrainians

Hiding in wheat fields isn't valour ;)

[WeRQ4U]

29. Damn Canadians. They want to be Americans so bad, but they just can't.

They just take all our stuff and make minor changes to it and call it their own. What the hell is that aboot?

;-)

[HEyHEY]

31. Sounds like you've been watching CBC "Shows"

Which are often exactly that

[Deep13]

32. minor changes like cleanliness and manners.

[warrens]

34. Goddam Dutch, always cutting your door in half

And how about a Dutch Treat? It's no fucking treat at all. Both people have to pay. Some fucking treat.

Never mind Dutch Elm Disease. Fuckers.

[WeRQ4U]

40. And possibly their worst invention ever.......the Dutch Date.

Yeah, like that ever works. If the woman suggests it, the man feels like she wants to be friends. If the MAN suggests it, he's a prick. No win. I hate the Dutch. Sneaky fuckers.

[XemaSab]

36. Korean food

You go there expecting it to be like Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Vietnamese, Cambodian, or some other kind of food. But it's not.

:wtf:

(Or Tibetan, Nepalese, Phillipine, or Mongolian)

[usedtobesick]

37. Two words.... Squid Jerky? WTF?

But fresh cucumber kimshi is really great for the first day only.

[XemaSab]

42. Yeah

'cause after the first day it ain't fresh no mo'!

[Abelman]

38. This ain't a proper hate group at all!

David Cross. You're funny.


Oh, and Lithuania sucks. Because it's small.

[Mutley]

39. Those Irish sure do drink a lot.

:crazy: