Covering Teen Wolf: One Coach's Guide

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

Used to be, the key to beating Teen Wolf's Beavers was just to play them on any night there wasn't a full moon. We were unlucky one season in that we met them 28 days apart, both times in their barn, and Teen Wolf destroyed us—64 points in the first game, then a quadruple-double in the second, with 14 blocked shots and 25 steals. Our third matchup, though, we were fortunate enough to have a 76 percent waxing gibbous, so it was regular Scott Howard, who turned the ball over twice before fouling out, scoreless, in eight minutes of play. These days, however, it seems the guy can change over whenever he wants, which poses a real problem to opposing coaches. What follows is the best strategy my staff and I have come up with to limit Teen Wolf's effectiveness on the court. While admittedly far from foolproof, it will, hopefully, prove useful to your team. We're all in this together, folks.
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http://mcsweeneys.net/2005/11/4malla.html

Friggin hilarious stuff here... :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[flamingyouth]

1. BWAHAHAHA.... that's really funny

Finally, keep in mind that beneath all that fur, Teen Wolf is only human—or half-human, whatever—with weaknesses, just like any of us. :rofl:

[Fenris]

2. ...

I've heard of coaches dealing with this by putting a sniper in the crowd with a box of silver bullets and a hunting rifle. We tried it once, back when Teen Wolf was only a freshman: the shooter missed, and when the cops showed up and cleared the gym we were forced to default.

:D

[WeRQ4U]

3. Man, that was funny stuff.

Thanks for that.

[GOPisEvil]

4. Oh my goodness...that is brilliant!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[underpants]

5. Unqualified Successes of George W. Bush's Two Terms in Office (So Far).

Lots of funny stuff there.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

6. Summer Movies Conservatives are Rallying Behind

Madagascar

No one is aborted in this movie.

http://mcsweeneys.net/2005/9/27loker.html

[underpants]

7. I printed out about the whole site

for later reading.

Very very funny. Is this some sort of comedy short writers site or does one person accumulate these from all over?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

8. I'm not sure, but I don't think it's a collection site.

I have absolutely nothing to base that belief on though.