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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-08-05 08:35 AM
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You, too, can increase your Cialis size and shock friends!
Go away on a vacation for a few days and come back to open up Outlook for the business mail....

Hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds spam messages telling me that I can increase my sex drive.

Increase the size of my....and if I have problems getting an....because of the increased size I can get Viagra, too! And, in case I don't believe it, there's dozens of true stories from people who have used the products!

Increase the business to my site by using their logos.

Make my business better by using wholesale versions of Adobe.

Thanking me for my previous business and I've never done any with them.

Of all those 300+ letters I had about 11 that required an actual reply.

Thank goodness for the internet.

(Don't mind the mini-rant. I still love online stuff, especially DU.)




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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-08-05 08:36 AM
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1. Jest remember...If you increase your size for more than four hours...
...go to the ER ASAP. :hi:
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