Is there any new slang an old fart should know?

[yurbud]

I teach college and I hate to be out of date with my shtick.

[XemaSab]

1. Napes

n/t

[yurbud]

3. what is "napes"?

[Book Lover]

2. Is "spank" still new?

Or am I out of it already?

[yurbud]

4. unless it means something besides "spank your monkey" it's old

[Book Lover]

6. It means what "tight" used to (nm)

[yurbud]

9. can you use it in a sentence?

[Book Lover]

14. Sure

You mean he said he'd go out with me? Spank! I'll wear my new red dress; it's not just tight, it's tight.

[gardenista]

5. Yeah, apparently "sick" is a good thing.

[lildreamer316]

33. OLD nt

[hickman1937]

7. Probably "snap" but I don't know wtf it means.

I say head for the high ground. Use the king's english and be damned to them.

[yurbud]

10. yoiks!

[lildreamer316]

34. OLD nt

[Floogeldy]

8. Groovy

Groovy means "neat" or "nifty" or "the bee's knees."

;)

[WCGreen]

11. I love groovy....

[Floogeldy]

13. Me too.

:)

[Raiden]

39. lol

"the bee's knees"

I don't know why, but that phrase always cracks me up

[Heidi]

12. Try working "furry" or "furries" into one of your lectures. (nt)

[Az]

15. Try saying something like "I got a mad furry rage going on right now"

Kids dig it.

[Heidi]

16. And, when you're grading papers,

affix images like this to the best submissions:

[yurbud]

21. but what do you look like when you shave?

[bettyellen]

32. omigod, thank you heidi

i needed a furry fix.
:rofl:

[yurbud]

20. definition?

[Heidi]

24. Here ya go:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_lifestyler

[NMMNG]

17. Yo, dog!

You might find this site on college slang to be da bomb.

[LaraMN]

22. Aughhh! My seven year old said that yesterday!

I told him if he wanted to be Kevin Federline, we weren't going to buy him shampoo anymore. He had no idea what I was talking about.

[NMMNG]

28. LOL, I associate "Yo, dog" more with Randy from "American Idol"

I had to Google Kevin Federline to be reminded that he's Britney's boy-toy.

[LaraMN]

29. S'okay, I'd have to Google "Randy from American Idol,"

to ascertain who he is!

[NMMNG]

30. Randy Jackson, one of the judges from the show American Idol

He's the black guy who calls nearly everybody "dog" (or is it spelled "dawg"?).

[LaraMN]

31. Oh! Right! I know who he is. Brain fart.

:P

[DainBramaged]

18. I guess bumpin donuts for the dawg is menaingless?

[democracyindanger]

19. 23 Skidoo

Throw in a "Tippecanoe and Tyler too" and you're in like Flynn.

[WeRQ4U]

23. The kids say "bling bling" a lot now too.

And they call their car rims "Dubs".

[Lochloosa]

25. Just what ever you do...don't use Bitch!

[yurbud]

27. don't be hating on "bitch" I was down with that in both my classes today

[lildreamer316]

35. It's Beeyatch.

and ONLY beeyatch.

[Divameow77]

26. My humps, my humps, my humps

hump = bum

[lildreamer316]

36. I really hate that one.

oh, well.

[radwriter0555]

37. oh please... don't use kid's slang, PLEASE??? Do you have ANY idea how

silly we old farts sound when we say shit like "Bling" or call that nasty rapper "Fitty Cent" when he's actually "Fifty Cent"?

Restrain yourself. Learn what the slang is, but promise us you won't use it, so we can all maintain our dignity!

:D

[DS1]

38. crunk

To crunk is to rock, kickass, be cool

Something can also be 'crunkin'

I think.

[Treclo]

40. What does floss mean?

Besides the stuff you use on your teeth, I mean. I heard that the other day, and felt rather out of it.

[sleipnir]

41. "Chill out" , "Yo, man" , "Goovy" , "Far Out" , "Rad" , "Dude"

Just a few.