Tired of endless debates with people who seem to use English...

[Zenlitened]

... but in reality are speaking a language all their own?

Try the Random Sentence Generator!

http://techhouse.brown.edu/cgi-bin/cchin/sentence.cgi

Easily create lengthy sentences filled with multisyllabic words... but devoid of any real meaning.

Just click the link, then copy-and-paste the resulting one-of-a-kind blurb into those pesky, bickering sub-threads when it becomes painfully clear that everyone is talking past everyone else.

It's a great time-saver. And besides, every vocally resounding, symbiotically short creed asymptomatically controlled the diapason.

[Evergreen Emerald]

1. My random sentence:

"The prejudiced knight implicated yonder extra-terrestrial tide, before one force asymptomatically violently seized the winsome, spasmodically scaly closet."

[KitchenWitch]

2. That is how spammers do it!

:grr:

[hickman1937]

3. It's town never inspects no vociferous, possessive tiolet.

I must ponder this.
edit for I forgot how to read.

[Pithlet]

4. The barely holy, correctly illiterate disease defiles the ballet, thus my

Here it is in its entirety: The barely holy, correctly illiterate disease defiles the ballet, thus my colonel brainwashed your true book to the wedge.
I can see how this one might actually come in handy :crazy:

[jus_the_facts]

5. Any house spanks your cloth.

:wtf:

[EstimatedProphet]

6. I kinda like this

Each ironically incomprehensible god combusts each flowery telephone.

[EstimatedProphet]

7. And then there's:

Who shot the arsenic?

From the mouths of random sentence generators...

[EstimatedProphet]

8. Here's one for KitchenWitch:

My witch competitively worshipped the engine.

So there!

[KitchenWitch]

12. Thank you for thinking of me!

:yourock:

[EstimatedProphet]

9. I love this thing!

The government excommunicates the peon in the cheap year which overthrew every beaver which renovates no convincingly explosive, perverted x-ray.

Picture this: a guy is sitting on a park bench, and another guy carrying a briefcase sits down and says that. Perfect!

[EstimatedProphet]

10. OK, one last one:

What evolved the corporate doctor?

[EstimatedProphet]

11. Last one I promise! In honor of Bill Gates:

Who secretly stops the macintosh?

[PowerToThePeople]

13. What laterally intolerably annihilated the asymptomatically purple forest?

n/t

[KitchenWitch]

14. Here is one for redqueen

The force about yonder queen brilliantly takes no mouse that sardonically worshipped the orally yellow invention.

[TheProphetess]

15. The thingamajig invades this slurpy composer

And the strange thing is that I say "thingamajig" way too often! :)

[TheProphetess]

16. Wait, wait, this is very weird!

I went to the random sentence generator a second time and again it gave me one with the word "thingamajig" in it!

"The astronomical island rediculously mollifies her possessive thingamajig."

[NMMNG]

17. No year mothered no stick of no arsenic below the scaly government.

How do you like that, beeatch?

[lakemonster11]

18. I'm rather fond of this one:

"The year pollinates the drastically contemplative, orange archetype which rediculously designed the mortally orange sentence."

It almost sounds like it's supposed to mean something.