Pssst...Matcom is PREGNANT! Don't tell anyone, K.

[yvr girl]

He's not sure who the father is - he's such a...(you know.)

[SOteric]

1. matcom's a tart?

Who knew...? :shrug:

[matcom]

2. that's right. just like you to blame the victim

:eyes:

DS1 is the father. and HE did this to me! :cry:

i TOLD him i wasn't going to go on the pill because I was worried about weight gain. i BEGGED him to wear a condom! x(

he told me the feeling wasn't "as natural" and not to worry. said he would be careful and take care of EVERYTHING x(

what am i supposed to do now? i am carrying a bastard who is likely to have a taste for Haggis and warm beer and won't EVER want a puppy :scared:

what will mommy and daddy say when i bring HIM home :cry:

my life is over

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Weight gain?

I've seen your picture, you should have been worried about facial hair.

[SOteric]

8. !

[Lady Freedom]

7. Does DS1 know about this??

:wow:

[jeff30997]

4. I wanna be the godfather !

[sundog]

5. again?

[greatauntoftriplets]

9. That's what I was going to say....

Seriously! I remember a similar thread to this a while back...

:rofl:

[sundog]

17. yes. he got knocked up by misunderestimator.

he just dropped that thing too :P

[greatauntoftriplets]

20. It's not DS1????

How confusing.

:yoiks:

[sundog]

21. ds1 was the father of the first two & the miscarriage

[Lady Freedom]

6. Bah bah baah baah ba wheeeeeee-eeeee-eeeee!

:silly: This is like, so against Biology dude!!

[LynneSin]

10. I took Matcom & DS1 photo and merged them together for a pic of the baby

They have these photo booths where you enter 2 pictures and it'll print out a picture of what their offspring will look like

So here is Matcom:


and DS1:


And here is what their offspring would look like


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Are you sure you want to see this?
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Are you prepared?
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I don't think so - you better sit down and move beverages away from the computer
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Ok, I think you could be ready but this is your last chance to turn back
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[lumberingbear]

11. AcKKKKK !!!!

[LynneSin]

12. Were you not warned

:shrug:

[lumberingbear]

13. I couldn't help it.

[yvr girl]

14. That will be one GASTLY looking baby

I won't be babysitting.

[Olney Blue]

16. OK, who's going to breast feed this kid?!!!!!!

[LynneSin]

18. I think they'll just toss him in the corner and toss him raw meat

:D

[Olney Blue]

19. LOL- the babe's a republican, eh?

[Syncronaut Seven]

15. Clearly must have been immaculate conception!

What, with a lawyers personality and all.

:razz:

[sendero]

22. The way he wags that ass around all the time..

.... who's surprised? :evilgrin:

[edbermac]

23. Mat should have been wearing one of these...

Even though they're a bitch to carry around in your wallet...Mat, you ignorant slut...;)