At the Pizza Parlor tonight....

[WCGreen]

When I arive to grab the pizza tonight, the boys behind the counter were giggling when I walked in....

I said what's up...

The one says, it's about sex...

I said, at your age, what else would it be about...

And they giggled..

I said spill it...

The one kid says, we were talking about if we would cheat on our girlfriends if we had a chance to have sex (how quaint, they didn't say fuck) with Lindsey Lohan....

I said the new skinny crack ho looking LL or the voluptious DD cup LL of yesteryear...

The giggle and said, the DD one Mr. Green....

I said, boys, if I had a chance to Fuck LL, I'd toss my mother off the high level bridge and stand on the top and scream out I am king of the world...

They cracked right up....

I gave them a big tip just because....

[aquaman]

1. As I said earlier WCGreen.

You are a funny man.

[bridgit]

2. i'm surprised they didn't giggle when you showed them your 'big tip'...

:blush:

[aquaman]

3. LOL.....

Good one.

[WCGreen]

4. Oh Bridgit.... You have such a dirty mind....

[SeattleGirl]

5. Good one, bridgit!!!

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Reminds me of the time I saw

a tip jar at a...

Oh, never mind. Even I have limits. :eyes:

[SeattleGirl]

7. Well, I would hope so!!

Except, limits are so limiting! :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Thanks... now I've got a Sammy Hagar earworm

"I... CAN'T... DRIVE... FIFTY-FIIIIIIVE!"

:banghead:

[aquaman]

9. Ewwww, Thanks a lot......

Mow my stomach flu has come back.

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Then here's another earworm to help your tummy

"Put de lime in de cocoanut, drink 'em bot' togedder..."

[SeattleGirl]

11. How 'bout this one?

I don't know
I don't know
I don't know where I'm-a gonna go
When the volcano blow!

[In_The_Wind]

12. Are these midnight snacks keeping you awake again Chris?

Or was it the beginning of your 50K novel.

[WCGreen]

19. Coughing from paint fumes.... But also the novel approach,...

[In_The_Wind]

34. .

Are you okay this morning?

[ghostsofgiants]

13. ...

[NewJeffCT]

14. she wasn't a DD before

She was well endowed, but not *that* big. And, certainly more attractive in "Mean Girls" than in 2005.

[ghostsofgiants]

17. ...

http://www.webster.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?exaggerate

[NewJeffCT]

20. I understand that

But, there was a published article on Jessica Simpson the other day (see matcom's post on the celebrity with best cleavage) that claimed she was a DD as well. And, I just didn't see it with Simpson, either, and the article wasn't exaggerating.

[LostinVA]

32. Jessica Simpson's is all real

No, they really are. She's said in an interview that's one reason why "Christian Rock" (gag) quit playing and promoting her -- her evil dirtypillows.

[WCGreen]

33. Ah, Christian boys and girls can not be exposed....

Maybe if she wasn't singin' praise the lord in a fucking tank top....

[NewJeffCT]

35. somehow

I don't think Christian radio would have minded Ms Simpson in a tank top if she had a small chest.

[WCGreen]

37. I would have though... What's the point to her music if

you can't see some titties....

[WCGreen]

18. Perspective, my dear NJCT, puts everything in a different light...

[matcom]

15. i have only one thing to say

[ghostsofgiants]

16. Wow, I completely forgot that she used to be attractive

[NewJeffCT]

21. ack - I got the box with a red x in it

hmm

[matcom]

22. try right-click, show picture

:shrug:

[NewJeffCT]

23. I tried that

no luck

[matcom]

24. i'm very sorry.

it is a really hot pic of her

[NewJeffCT]

27. like this?

or this?


or this?

[matcom]

28. #3

that's it

[NewJeffCT]

30. I guess we were thinking of the same pic

I'd say she is a nice C cup in that pic.

[matcom]

31. i'd love to "C" them

[In_The_Wind]

36. Now ~ I'm really awake!

Good Morning ~ Jeff!

nice pics :thumbsup:

[WCGreen]

38. Yep, mom is going right over the high level bridge...

If you get the little x's, try cleaning out your temporary files....

[matcom]

26. can you see this one?

same pic, different site

[NewJeffCT]

29. no - can you see mine?

no luck

[WCGreen]

25. Me Too....