Help me pick a sign for tomorrow's anti-klan rally

[VelmaD]

My niece and I are gonna go moon the klan tomorrow. Wheeeeeee.

I've gotten a couple of good suggestions about what to put on a sign but I'm always open to more.

[underpants]

1. YOU are proof that there is nothing supreme about whites

something along that line

Look up Stetson Kennedy and the Superman story-I read about it in Freakonomics very interesting.

[lakemonster11]

13. The Superman vs. the Klan thing is awesome

[Conan_The_Barbarian]

55. Isn't it Ironic?

It's like the people who are actually in white supremecist groups have no real credentials to pride themselves on. They have nothing of value in character or achievment so they cling to their skin color to give them their sense of self importance.

[Lethe]

2. yeah i keep hearing about the klan rally on the local news

these guys are such an anachronism, especially in Austin.

btw, hello fellow Austinite

:)

[VelmaD]

3. hello...you do know we're doing lunch..

on Sunday:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=180x22529

You should come meet the local DUers. We're fun. :)

[tigersumtin]

44. he can I come?

I would love to meet the locales.

[VelmaD]

46. Absolutely...

the more the merrier. :)

[tigersumtin]

48. Ill be there

See Ya

[VelmaD]

50. kewl kewl

If you get there right at noon we should be either sitting out front of just inside in the little lounge area.

pm me if you need contact info

[tigersumtin]

51. Thanks I know where it is,

my old stompin grounds, lookin forward to meeting yu all.

[Blue-Jay]

4. Are you gonna write it on your ass?

[VelmaD]

7. Probably not...

My butt's not big enough to write that much on anymore.

I think I'm gonna wear rainbow undies and flash those instead of my butt. :)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

5. Watch out Velma and stay well.

[VelmaD]

8. Thanks...we should be fine...

My niece is a brown belt...so I've got protection. :)

[LaraMN]

6. You're not whites; you're "off"- whites.

Yeah, not vindictive enough, huh?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

9. Kind of a play on this "Talikkklan". KKK: America's Taliban

[Walt Starr]

10. HEre's a chant I used at an anti-KKK rally in the 90's

We don't need no hate today
We don't need no KKK

[VelmaD]

11. Reminds me of another one of my favorites...

Racist, sexist, anti-gay
born-again bigots...go away

[Crazy Guggenheim]

12. I could think of some other ones, but it would *provoke* them.

:popcorn: :applause:

[VelmaD]

14. Go for it...

I'm willing to be somewhat provocative.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

17. Ok ........

Something about them and the extreme RW being *closet queens*.
KKK Christians! Jesus was a Jew.

[VelmaD]

18. Maybe something like...

homophobes = kkkloset kkkweens

[Crazy Guggenheim]

19. I was going to say something like that .....

Kristian Kloset Kweens. Or something.

[VelmaD]

23. I'm kinda reluctant...

on the Kkkristian thing...'cause I know there will be a lot of Christians there tomorrow to show their opposition to the klan. But the Kkkloset Kkkweens thing is gonna make it onto a sign.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

24. Oooo. Post the sign if you can.

:popcorn:

[VelmaD]

27. I'll try to remember...

to take my camera. Hopefully I'll have pics. :)

[Richardo]

15. I like "He who has a Tates is lost"

:P

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4253250

[VelmaD]

16. BENT OAFER!

:spank:

[Taverner]

20. How about Mo'Paul's famous burning Confuckerate Flag ?

You know, this one!

[VelmaD]

22. Too busy for a simple sign...

and kinda hard for me to draw freehand. But thanks for playing. :)

[Orsino]

21. "Look at the fossils!" n/t

[khashka]

25. I'm going with your momma's suggestion

Succinct and to the point.

Khash.

[VelmaD]

26. My mom RAWKS!

She lurks so I hope she's seen that she's beating Will. :)

[khashka]

33. She totally rocks

I was gonna say something about her obviously being a wise woman.....

So for Velma's mom: quit lurking and join in - we need smart, funny women like you.

Khash.

[VelmaD]

34. I've tried to get her to delurk...

maybe it she actually beats Will in this poll it'll convince her she has a lot of things say that are worth saying. :)

[Kire]

28. there's nothing worse than a stupid nazi

use that, but don't put Will Pitt's name on the sign

[VelmaD]

29. I was just making sure...

things got properly attributed here.

[Kire]

31. I know.

don't worry

[KamaAina]

30. "Red necks, white sheets and blue blood"

from one of Meathead's rants to Archie (oh dear, I do believe I have dated myself).

Carried by yours truly the day about fifty of my close friends helped chase the Klan clear out of Slidell, La. Once they heard we were in town and ready for them, in typical Klan fashion, they chickened out and headed for even tinier Pearl River (right across the state line from Bosshog's town of Picayune, MS: sorry 'bout that!)

Caution: One of the local organizers (we'd come up from N.O., obviously) chided me on the sign, claiming that many non-Klan sympathizers in the area identified as "rednecks". Be advised.

[VelmaD]

32. Good on ya...

for chasing them outta town. Some lilly-livered people here in Austin (including out idjit mayor) keep trying to tell people to just ignore them. He doesn't get it. We have to go mock them...make fun of them...let them know we think they're a fucking joke.

[KamaAina]

35. "Fight terrorism! Stop the Klan!"

I don't care what color or religion they are, if people burn a cross on my neighbor's yard, they're terrorists, plain and simple!

How many hooded faces of evil are expected? If it's a huge one like they just had in Toledo, it might be better to just have everyone board up their windows and give 'em the old "silent treatment". Otherwise, go get 'em!

[Jamastiene]

36. Depending on your skin tone, this one would be funny.

"I'm whiter than you are and I like non white people."

My skin tone is light enough that I could get away with it. I love to torture those kkk cowards. I can't help myself.

Otherwise, here's another idea.
"You have control of the Senate, the House of Representatives, the Presidency, SCOTUS and pseudo religious science in the schools. What the hell else could you possibly want?"

[chaska]

37. "White by chance, stupid by choice."

[VelmaD]

41. That is fucking hilarious

:rofl:

[chaska]

49. Why thank ya, Ms. Velma.

[hippywife]

54. I really, really like

this one! Great idea! :bounce:

[ghostsofgiants]

38. How about some Propagandhi...

Before we get too intimate here, big fella:
What exactly are the great historical accomplishments of "your" race that make you proud to be white?
Capitalism? Slavery? Genocide? Sitcoms? Guns? War? Pollution? Addiction? NAFTA? Thigh-Master?

(That is, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.)

[auntAgonist]

39. my feeble attempt

If I Were a Racist, I'd Hide UNDER a Sheet TOO!!

[VelmaD]

42. That's a good one

One has to wonder about the courage and depth of their convictions since they aren't willing to show their faces. If they're so goddamn proud of what they believe in...why do they hide?

[China_cat]

40. Better than signs

those stupid little boxes that laugh when you press the button. We had a march here some years ago and just about everybody carried one of those. We 'laughed' the Klan right off the street. The march and rally they had projected to take 3 hours ended up less than 20 minutes after it began.

[VelmaD]

43. I'm sure there will be plenty...

of pointing and laughing...plus they're trying to organize Moon the Klan 2. It worked really well the first time...so hopefully we'll be dropping trou to show the klan exactly what we think about them.

[Wcross]

45. Why are you supporting the Klan?

Imagine if NOBODY showed up to protest them? They thrive on people like you that come out and protest. They love it.
Without a crowd of angry protesters they get nothing. I say thats what they deserve- nothing.

[VelmaD]

47. wrong

You need to know about the history of Austin and the klan. The last time they were here...we mooned them en masse. It was hilarious. We have to go out and point at them and laugh...let them know how ridiculous and pitiful they really are. This isn't going to be some angry protest...it's gonna be a laugh riot.

What they deserve...is to be made fun of.

[Wcross]

57. What if nobody showed up though?

Wouldn't that make them feel even more foolish and useless?

[Dangerously Amused]

52. Thanks for the sheet! It covers up the ugly real nice. : ) /nt

[Thtwudbeme]

53. I guess "Take a DNA test and PROVE you are "pure white" isn't catchy

?

[JVS]

56. "Does your Grandma know you're here?"

[Mobius]

58. Your hats look stupid

and your mamma is doing Dennis Rodman

[Generic Other]

59. "Bedbugs in sheets"

Be careful Velma! Wow. A klan rally!