Would you force your child to have surgery to correct Republicanism?

[Jackpine Radical]

[Deep13]

1. I thought surgery CAUSED Republicanism, ...

... lobotomies to be specific.

[Skelington]

2. How about an exorcism?

[Seabiscuit]

3. How about education?

[Politically_Wrong]

11. I agree...

As the ONLY Democrat in my ENTIRE family, I think a good education certainly does the trick...I like to consider myself the most educated person in my family...:rofl:

[rbnyc]

4. I wouldn't go that far.

But I would have a serious problem with it.

:scared:

I hope I never have to find out how I would respond.

[KamaAina]

5. What operation would that be? An evilectomy?

Where do you go to get it? Probably Mass. General or another fine hospital firmly ensconced in a Blue state... maybe Canada?

[mtowngman]

7. I think they can do that with medication now.

[Seabiscuit]

8. "A little doob'll do ya"

[LostinVA]

6. Yes.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. I think I would

take him/her down to Dr. Bill's Pet Infirmary and have them put to sleep.


But, no danger of that with my brood.


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[Hugin]

10. It depends... If they'd have to wear some orthopedic appliance...

I'm against it.

[Nye Bevan]

12. Hmmmm

A heart transplant AND a brain transplant.

That's some major surgery.

[ReadTomPaine]

13. Yes, get that clue reinserted, stat!

Luckily, it's easy to see when someone doesn't have a clue, or has lost theirs. Remember, with research there is hope!

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[Jackpine Radical]

14. So Republicanism is caused by cluectomy?

Makes sense.

Jewish baby boys get circumcisions; fundy infants get cluectomies.

[ReadTomPaine]

15. Yes, just have to find where they dropped it and stick it back in there.

Wear gloves. Sadly, sometimes professional assistance is required.

[NNadir]

16. My kid had surgery. Lot's of surgeries.

It wasn't fun. These were among the most painful things I ever experienced, having to subject him to those.

Fortunately he has shown no signs of Republicanism though, meaning that his condition was not all that serious. Probably I wouldn't force him to do anything, since an outbreak of Republicanism in my family would probably kill me.

[Tari]

17. Fortunately, craniorectumectomy does not require surgery.

Outpatient visit, not covered by any health insurance. Procedure requires lots of lube & a skilled practitioner. In the case of severe headupass syndrome, a team of practitioners may be needed.

Counseling is the preferred after-care, both for the parent & child. The parent for not seeing the signs & the child for being in such a dark place.