Move over Vanilla Ice - Here comes K-Fed

[LynneSin]

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PEOPLE_KEVIN_FEDERLINE?SITE=DEWIL&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT


NEW YORK (AP) -- The dawn of Kevin Federline's hip-hop career has begun, though it remains to be seen if it will last past breakfast. A track by Federline was posted on the Internet by Disco D, the producer of his upcoming album, "The Truth," to be released next year.

Though the song has since been taken off Disco D's Web site, it has popped up elsewhere, giving a glimpse of Mr. Britney Spears' rhyming, um, abilities.

"Back then, they called me K-Fed, but you can call me Daddy instead," he intones in the chorus of "Y'all Ain't Ready."

Over an industrial beat reminiscent of Kelis' "Milkshake," Federline represents himself as a brash, newsworthy figure ahead of his time. "People always asking me when's the release date / Well, baby you can wait and see, until then all these Pavarottis followin' me," he raps, nicknaming paparazzi after the Italian opera singer.


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[GOPisEvil]

1. Kevin...Kevin...just go back to spending Brit's money, ok?

Maybe when she eventually goes back on tour, you can be one of the dancers, ok? It's not your fault you don't have much talent. You're good at impregnating gullible celebrities though. I can't say I've ever done that. :eyes:

[LynneSin]

2. Maybe Britts is getting broke and making KFed earn his own keep

I feel bad for that kid - someone should have child services take that kid and find it a decent home where he can live a normal life. To this couple, that baby is going to be like the mutt she carries around with her - something to display for a few pictures and then neglected when the cameras aren't around

[GOPisEvil]

3. Brit is probably tired of making HIS child support payments, too.

Supporting two kids is expensive, isn't it Kevin?

[LynneSin]

4. He should spend it while he can

because eventually this dumb blonde is going to wise up and realize that this loser is taking her to the cleaners with all the money of hers she spent and the fact that her reputation pretty much tanked with her association with him. Brittney had a decent career before him and now she's yesterday's news

[GOPisEvil]

5. Eh...she'll do some big comeback album and sell a brazillion of them.

She'll do a big "I'm back" tour and make another mint.

Then, hopefully, she'll disappear.

[BlueIris]

7. Um...have you seen any of their series?

To quote a great American, "Brit-Brit is looking through." And, no, I'm not just talking about her appearance. I understand she probably has one or two not-totally-eardrum-scarring songs left in her, but--when was the last time she had a significant hit? I think her couch has definitely been jumped.

[GOPisEvil]

8. Are you kidding? These two idiots have a series?

Eh, she's always been over-produced. No one has a voice like her's naturally.

A series? On television? And people watch? Amazing.

[BlueIris]

10. Yeah, they had their own reality show.

I think it was cancelled. But before it was, it was quite the eye-opener. K-Fed is possibly the yuckiest celebrity ever.

[BlueIris]

6. Nice art. What DOES Brit-Brit see in him?

Does he have, er, other oral abilities?

Okay, I just grossed myself out.

[jmm]

9. Brittney was right he'll be luck if he sells a thousand

Atleast Vanilla Ice sampled some good beats.

Here's a sample of his song. If he had a day job I'd say "K-Fed" shouldn't quit it.


http://www.capsandjones.com/transfer/yallaintready.mp3

[Giant Robot]

13. Why are my ears bleeding?

[ghostsofgiants]

11. And "Jesus wept" I believe, is the next part.

[no name no slogan]

12. Word to the suburbs, yo.

[LaraMN]

14. K-Fed, please don't take this the wrong way, but